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West Wing Rest Rooms to be Modernized for First Time Since Jimmy Carter

This urgent bulletin today from the White House. Among other repairs being done while President Trump is at his club in New Jersey on a working vacation . . .

The restrooms on the ground floor and second floor of the West Wing have not been modernized in approximately 40 years. The planned infrastructure improvements will address safety concerns and will include durable materials and finishes.

Now how did they ever expect to sell the place with 1970s era bathrooms? I mean, come on.

This being the Trump White House, my assumption is the restrooms will not be made “unisex” or otherwise transgender-friendly. I’m just saying. Although who knows, the bureaucracy works to the call of its own master.

And BTW, it’s heartbreaking to think of someone as post-modern and hip as Barack Obama peeing daily into a 40-year-old toilet.

Also this:

The East Room ceiling is cracking, creating a safety concern for the First Family, staff, and visitors to the White House. The cracks will be repaired and the entire ceiling will be re-painted in order to preserve and maintain this historic room.

Good. I guess the North Koreans and the Iranians would get a pretty good laugh if the ceiling to the East Room suddenly caved in during a press conference. Not to mention accusations of an intentional White House attack on the press corps.

White House Solution to Leakers: Fire Everybody

Okay, that’s a little dramatic. They’ll keep some “Key senior people,” in the White House communications office, which seems to be a very leaky ship after word emerged from a meeting of communications staff that White House aide Kelly Sadler had said Sen. John McCain’s vote on the CIA director didn’t matter because he was “dying anyway.”

And they’ll keep some others. But according to Politico, a lot of people are going to go. Even though it doesn’t seem that they’ve necessarily identified a leaker.

That’s because nobody has been fired yet, despite the plan to get rid of people. You’d frog march a known leaker right out the door. And some of those being removed are going to be reassigned and NOT FIRED, which suggests the White House is just machine-gun firing bullets, hoping to hit something.

Politico also reports that White House chief of staff John Kelly, who is steering the plan, recently said during a meeting of new hires that Sadler was merely making a factual statement about McCain dying.

Which doesn’t itself sound factual, since he wasn’t expected to die before the CIA confirmation vote. What’s more, if she was coldly stating the fact, that’s even worse than a joke, isn’t it?

Of course, the irony here is left unsaid: Whatever Politico reported about these internal White House deliberations was . . . leaked, since nobody is quoted on the record.

White House Communications Staffers Fret Amid Talk of “Purge”

Reports are circulating that we will see a major house cleaning at the White House to try to exterminate leakers on the White House communications staff.

How do we know? Probably the senior White House staffers who themselves leak all the time – and will do the firing – let reporters in on it.

I would expect something this afternoon or evening – this is the kind of thing you want to do but don’t need a lot of press for, so Friday evening is best.

People right now are at their desks like sitting ducks waiting for the Secret Service to come escort them out. Not a pretty sight.

According to Fox News:

Following a week marked by damaging leaks and intense media scrutiny, rattled White House communications staffers have been told in closed-door meetings that a major purge is likely coming soon

Junior communications staffers nervous, scared, and disheartened after hearing about the possible shakeup coming soon, sources told Fox News.

Some in the White House tell Fox News that they believe administration bigwigs like Conway are in fact some of the worst leakers, leading junior staffers in the communications department to feel the warnings of an impending purge are unfair.

The uncertainty and tension has led several junior staffers — and even some top staffers — in the communications department to look for an exit, according to White House sources. But finding good landing spots outside of the Trump White House has been difficult for some.

Conway Expects Firings Over White House Leak

White House Counselor Kellyanne Conway Monday evening said she expects heads to roll as the result of leaks of a comment White House communications aide Kelly Sadler made during an internal meeting.

“I had several discussions with the president on this very topic today,” Conway said on Fox News, another way of saying that President Trump is furious.

Asked by Fox News host Martha MacCallum if she expects personnel changes, Conway said “I do, actually. Yes, I do.”

Sadler is the one who made a wisecrack about John McCain dying.

It’s incredible that no one – correct me if I’m wrong – has been fired yet specifically for leaking. It’s as if a Walmart is being shoplifted every day and all the management has got is some overweight unarmed rent-a-cop snoozing on a stool in the back of the store.

Such a sad irony that a president who demands loyalty more than others gets so little of it.

White House Briefing Wednesday Again to be Off-Camera

Well, this is going to cause the MSM to go ballistic, given that yesterday’s briefing was also off camera.

Once again, Sarah Huckabee Sanders will be ringmaster. Ringmistress? No, that doesn’t sound right, best to stay with the sexist male version of the term. Looks like Sean Spicer is increasingly fading into the background.

Remember, off camera is not off the record.

Funny, I remember when I was covering the Monica Lewinsky scandal during the Clinton administration, Bill Clinton didn’t take any questions from reporters for about a year. I don’t recall much of a hue and cry.

White House to Keep Visitor Logs Secret

The White House plans to keep logs of visitors to the White House complex secret, the Washington Examiner reported.

In an announcement Friday, the White House cited national security risks and privacy concerns of visitors as the primary reason the Trump administration is breaking with President Obama’s policy of logging all visitors.

The administration is calling the logs “presidential records” that are not subject to the Freedom of Information Act.

According to Time, the White House expects criticism but Trump wants to get advice from people who would like discretion.

White House Intruder Wandered Around South Lawn for 20 Minutes

Well, looks like they’ve fixed all the problems guarding the White House. I mean, seriously? Why don’t they just fire these guys and buy a German Shepherd?

The latest accused White House fence jumper was on the grounds for about 20 minutes before he walked up to the back door of the White House and approached a Secret Service officer and said he had an appointment with the president, two Secret Service sources tell the Washington Examiner.

Even though the Secret Service’s Uniformed Division searched for the intruder after he set off a series of alarms after jumping multiple fences, they only found him when he walked up to the officer posted at the “C-11” position, the back door of the White House’s South Portico that leads into the dignitary reception area, the sources said.

One source said the intruder, identified as Jonathan Tran, walked right up to the back door and startled the officer standing there who didn’t immediately think he was an intruder but some type of contractor because he was wearing khaki pants.

White House on Lockdown After Capitol Shooting

Both the White House and the Capitol were on lockdown early Monday afternoon after a shooting at the Capitol injured one police officer, apparently not seriously. Initial reports suggest there was one shooter and that he was in custody and headed to the hospital, apparently having sustained injuries himself. The White House by mid-afternoon was… Continue Reading

Scolding the Joy Out of a Beautiful Moment

Something of wonder thing occurred at the White House recently. It may still be occurring, although I haven’t seen evidence of it recently. A young red-tailed hawk arrived on the grounds. For city folk like me, it’s a glorious thing to see. I witnessed it the other day on the North Lawn when some smaller birds were chasing… Continue Reading