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The Top Ten Hidden Benefits of Obamacare

At White House Dossier, we’d like to acknowledge that we’ve spent a little too much time criticizing Obamacare and detailing why it’s a mistake. In fact, there are many benefits to the president’s health care plan, and a number of good reasons why it should be implemented. While there are many more, we’ve listed for you here the top ten justifications for Obamacare. Ten reasons

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Top Ten Unreported Obama Vacation Activities

1. Solved crisis in Egypt. Result will become apparent within the week. 2. Cheered his personal two-pound lobster on to a disappointing seventh place finish in the 2013 annual Edgartown Lobster Races. 3. Established first Martha’s Vineyard sanctuary for homeless shrimp. 4. Renewed pact with Satan just before eagling the seventh hole at the Vineyard Golf Club. 5. Kicked down seven-year-old’s sandcastle at the beach

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Top Ten Secret Obama Economic Proposals

President Obama is being criticized for failing to offer any new economic proposals as part of his recent series of speeches on the economy. But in fact, Obama has dozens of new ideas waiting in the wings. He just hasn’t announced them yet. Meeting with a secret source in the basement of a garage in Rossyln, Virginia – just outside of Washington – White House

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Top Ten Thoughts Obama Had During his Berlin Speech

Through the new Google brain-mapping program, White House Dossier has been able to upload the actual thoughts of President Obama during his speech Wednesday in Berlin. I think you’ll agree, It’s a fascinating look into the mind of our leader. Here are the top ten thoughts that ran through Obama’s head during his remarks: 1. Hey, where is everybody? 2. Damn Krauts turned up the heat.

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Top Ten Other Scandals Involving Obama

Wondering, where does it all stop?, White House Dossier this week dispatched a team of investigative reporters to uncover any other scandals that might have occurred under President Obama’s watch. As you can imagine, we came up with a plethora of juicy stuff. What follows are the top ten unrevealed scandals that personally involve Obama. We found out that Obama . . . 1. Intentionally

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Obama’s Top Ten Other “Red Lines”

The “red line” President Obama drew over Syria’s use of chemical weapons is only the most famous of a roster of red lines he has drawn during his presidency. White House Dossier has obtained a copy the list, written by Obama and stuffed in the top drawer of his desk. We bring to you here the top ten of these red lines. Obama warns that

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Top Ten Things Obama Might Say to Bush at his Library Dedication

President Obama Thursday plans to attend the dedication of the George W. Bush presidential library in Dallas. Well, that might be uncomfortable, given that Obama has been badmouthing Bush since taking office, attributing most of his problems to the former president. One can only imagine some of the things he might say. Here’s ten possibilities. ******* 1. George, can you get some more towels for

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Top Ten Things Obama Plans to Say in Israel

President Obama will to leave for Israel Tuesday night, and he desperately wants to make a good impression in order to atone for his lousy handling of the relationship to date. This will be a carefully scripted trip, and White House Dossier has obtained some of the exact lines written for Obama to say in order to make nice with the Israelis. Here are the

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Top Ten Sequester Cuts to Hit the White House

The White House announced Friday that indeed, it too will be facing the sequester cuts. White House Dossier has obtained an exclusive list of the ten most painful cuts the White House will incur: ******* 1. Obama to begin drinking Poland Spring instead of Fiji water. 2. Biden’s nanny no longer paid to work weekends. 3. Blue Room and Green Room to be painted eggshell

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Top Ten Lines from Obama’s State of the Union Speech

President Obama will give his annual State of the Union address Tuesday evening on Capitol Hill. With unemployment at 7.9 percent and the economy now CONTRACTING, one wonders what he might say. Well, wonder no more. White House Dossier has managed to obtain a draft copy of the speech. I think you will agree Obama is going to say some surprising things. Here are the

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Top Ten Secret Obama Requirements for Path to Citizenship

Not to stir up trouble, but White House Dossier has uncovered a private White House list of President Obama’s requirements for granting illegal immigrants a “path to citizenship.” Apparently, it’s not a stringent as some people think, and some of it appears either silly or designed to mint new Democratic voters. With the realization that this could create an uproar and shatter the emerging bipartisan

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Hillary’s Top Ten Excuses on Benghazi

Secretary of State Clinton Wednesday failed to provide a full explanation of why an immediate military response wasn’t ordered to try to rescue besieged members of the U.S. mission in Benghazi. Maybe that’s because it’s inexplicable. But White House Dossier has done some investigative journalism and uncovered the top ten reasons why Hillary didn’t ensure that a military response from one of the nearby U.S.

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