“Wait a second, you’re telling me the Republicans are saying that if I take credit for keeping the Lincoln Memorial open, I have to take the blame for mountain lion attacks in Yellowstone? Man, I just can’t win.” – Barack Obama A note from our attorneys: This is not a real quote.
“Mr. President, we’ve destroyed all the Libyan army’s tanks, aircraft, and armored personnel carriers, but the rebels want to know if we can somehow make Qaddafi’s soldiers stand still.” – Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman Mike Mullen A note from our attorneys: This is not a real quote.
“And so I announce tonight the Obama Doctrine, which says that the United States will not lead military operations, but will provide logistical, intelligence, technological, transportation and strategic support. The Obama Doctrine will also still sometimes be known by its former name, “Backseat Driving.” – Barack Obama A note from our attorneys: This is not a real quote.