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Quote of the Day

“Wait a second, you’re telling me the Republicans are saying that if I take credit for keeping the Lincoln Memorial open, I have to take the blame for mountain lion attacks in Yellowstone? Man, I just can’t win.”

– Barack Obama

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Quote of the Day

“OK Boehner, listen, I’ll throw in a signed photograph of me. And the frame.”

– Barack Obama

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Quote of the Day

“Mr. President, we’ve destroyed all the Libyan army’s tanks, aircraft, and armored personnel carriers, but the rebels want to know if we can somehow make Qaddafi’s soldiers stand still.”

– Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman Mike Mullen

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Quote of the Day

“Mr. President, I just don’t think the campaign slogan should be ‘Let’s finish what we started.’ I mean, why scare people?”

– Obama political adviser David Axelrod

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Quote of the Day

“More than two years as president and he’s only started one war. What a pansy.”

– Former Vice President Dick Cheney

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Today’s Quote

“We’ve received verbal assurances from the Libyan rebels that they are not al Qaeda, but we do intend to get it in writing.” – Secretary of State Hillary Clinton A note from our attorneys: This is not a real quote. Continue Reading

Today’s Quote

“And so I announce tonight the Obama Doctrine, which says that the United States will not lead military operations, but will provide logistical, intelligence, technological, transportation and strategic support. The Obama Doctrine will also still sometimes be known by its former name, “Backseat Driving.” – Barack Obama A note from our attorneys: This is not… Continue Reading