In the history of mankind, many republics have risen, have flourished for a less or greater time, and then have fallen because their citizens lost the power of governing themselves and thereby of governing their state. TR


Leading Evildoers Discuss Response to Obama

A conference call is beginning. Its participants include Osama Bin Laden, Afghan Taliban leader Mullah Omar, and Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Ahmadinejad: Hello? Is everyone on? Omar: I’m Here. (Pause) Ahmadinejad: Osama? Where the fuck is Osama? Osama: djgjdkn djdfnsk mdkujslk. Ahmadinejad: What’s that? Osama: dkgjskj sdlkggjlj asdlgiul. Omar: He’s trying to disguise his voice again by putting his turban over the speaker. Ahmadinejad: Osama,