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Tag Archives: Let’s Move

White House Rabbit Food Contest Winners Announced

Judges were forced to eat more than 100 samples of rabbit food recipes constructed by the aggressive parents of children from around the nation who entered First Lady Michelle Obama’s second annual Healthy Lunchtime Challenge & Kids’ “State Dinner” contest. The winners from 54 states and territories will troop to the White House July 9th for… Continue Reading

Michelle: School Lunches Might Get Delicious!

The government is attempting to come to the rescue of starving children shunning their healthier new school lunches. In remarks at the U.S. Department of Agriculture Friday, First Lady Michelle Obama revealed that the bureaucracy is churning up some new recipes. The Healthy Hunger-Free Kids Act, I believe that that legislation is truly one of… Continue Reading

White House Friendly-Journalist Policy Succeeds

White House Press Secretary Jay Carney the other day claimed President Obama has done something like a zillion interviews and just can’t stop talking to the press. But as anyone knows who saw Steve Kroft of CBS purr while President Obama and Hillary Clinton sat down earlier this month to promote her 2016 presidential campaign,… Continue Reading

Big Bird Bounces Around the East Room

The White House today released a video of Big Bird exercising in the East Room, part of a new campaign to begin re-promoting First Lady Michelle Obama’s “Let’s Move” kids’ fitness program. “Look Mrs. Obama, I’m getting moving right now by jogging!” says Sesame Street’s oversized yellow canary. The video of Big Bird in the… Continue Reading

Michelle to Embark on National Tour Celebrating “Let’s Move”

First Lady Michelle Obama will barnstorm the country to “celebrate” the third anniversary of her Let’s Move initiative, staging events and taping TV appearances around the country to promote her controversial initiative. Michelle has almost completely ignored the Let’s Move since last summer, choosing to keep it off the radar during the campaign and in… Continue Reading

Washington Post: Critics of Michelle’s Weight are Racist

The Washington Post today published an article by a reporter who is not a member of the editorial staff suggesting in no uncertain terms that those who criticize First Lady Michelle Obama for holding too much weight in her derriere are racist. While opening her article by reporting an obviously insulting remark by a high… Continue Reading

Michelle Tweets Cabbage to Show Support for Let’s Move

First Lady Michelle Obama tweeted a photo of some cabbage and broccoli and a link to a recipe on the Let’s Move website to demonstrate that she still maintains an interest in her kids health initiative. The tweet came just hours after an article was posted in White House Dossier Tuesday noting that Michelle appeared to… Continue Reading

Let’s Stop! Michelle Abandons “Let’s Move” Campaign

First Lady Michelle Obama appears to have abandoned, at least for now, her oft-criticized “Let’s Move” initiative to promote exercise and healthy eating among the nation’s youth, halting public appearances and statements related to the program. Mrs. Obama does not appear to have done anything much to personally publicize the initiative in more than four… Continue Reading

Michelle’s “Let’s Move” Bud Beyonce Selling Sugar Water

So is Michelle going to stop attending her concerts? Superduperstar Beyonce, who is a member of a mutual admiration society that includes her and the first lady and who is a spokeswoman for Michelle’s “Let Move” healthy kids campaign, has a $50 million deal to sell those very same kids Pepsi-Cola. Now, what could better… Continue Reading

The Obamas’ Thanksgiving Feast

The Obamas spent Thanksgiving with friends, family and staff and served lots of pie: Banana, pumpkin, apple, sweet potato, huckleberry, and cherry, according to the press pool report. None are known to be on Michelle’s “Let’s Move” diet plan. But it is Thanksgiving, after all. Here’s what else the Obamas ate: •  Turkey •  Ham… Continue Reading

Michelle to Host “Kids’ State Dinner”

Yes, it’s a healthy eating event. The attendees apparently won some kind of contest sponsored by BOTH the Department of Education and the Department of Agriculture to create a recipe that is “healthy, affordable and tasty.” My bet is that “tasty” wasn’t actually one of the criteria. Here’s the announcement from the White House: WASHINGTON,… Continue Reading