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Biden: “Just Fire the Shotgun Through the Door”

That was his latest advice for defending oneself from intruders, this one given to the unlucky readers of Field & Stream magazine.

I said, “Well, you know, my shotgun will do better for you than your AR-15, because you want to keep someone away from your house, just fire the shotgun through the door.”

As Mary Katherine Ham notes in Hot Air, this, like his advice to his women to start firing away in the moonlight off the balcony, could get anyone dumb enough to listen to him a chauffeured excursion in a police cruiser to jail.

Honestly, I’m no longer worried about whether the vice president is doling out bad advice. I’m worried about the mental state of the man who is next in line to the presidency.

BTW, some women have tested Biden’s advice to try a shotgun instead of the nice and low kick AR-15. They might not have balconies, like the vice president, so these tests were conducted at ground level. The results are in.