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Author Archives: Keith Koffler

Video || Trump, the Master of Insults

Hoping to get a little bit of President Trump’s mojo to rub off, Republican candidates are trying out the insult thing. The problem for them, as the GOP presidential primary candidates found out when they tried to emulate Trump themselves, is that it doesn’t work for everyone. You have to mean it. According to the… Continue Reading

Poll: Farmers Not Abandoning Trump Despite Trade Stance

It looks like America’s farmers may be able to take a longer, more intelligent view of Trump’s tariffs than the mainstream media thinks. Which violates one of the most prized assumptions of the MSM – that you’re dumb. A new poll by CNBC and Morning Consult shows that support for Trump stayed about the same… Continue Reading

Trump Schedule || Wednesday, August 8, 2018

7:30 pm || Has dinner with supporters to raise money for Protect the House, a fundraising committee devoted to electing Republicans to the House; Bedminster, New Jersey All times Eastern ******* Get my definitive biography of Steve Bannon, “Bannon, Always the Rebel,” based on wide-ranging research and ten hours of exclusive interviews with Bannon himself. Find out… Continue Reading

West Wing Rest Rooms to be Modernized for First Time Since Jimmy Carter

This urgent bulletin today from the White House. Among other repairs being done while President Trump is at his club in New Jersey on a working vacation . . . The restrooms on the ground floor and second floor of the West Wing have not been modernized in approximately 40 years. The planned infrastructure improvements… Continue Reading

Trump to Meet with Variety of Corporate Chiefs to Hear About the Economy

Updated 7:34 pm ET. The White House today released a list of corporate leaders with whom President Trump will have dinner at his Bedminster, New Jersey club Tuesday evening. The list includes a variety of industries. Nobody from Silicon Valley, this not being the Obama administration. Also, they might get listened to instead of lectured. From… Continue Reading

NY Candidate for Governor Cynthia Nixon Declares Herself a Democratic Socialist

This is great news for President Trump. A widely known candidate for the Democratic nomination for governor of New York, Cynthia Nixon, now declares she’s a socialist. The more Democrats proclaim themselves members of the looney left and decide they want to make themselves a threat to capitalism and economic growth, the better for Republicans.… Continue Reading

Video || Rosie O’Donnell Leads Broadway Stars in Anti-Trump Protest at White House

I’m sure this will be politically devasting for President Trump. Because of course, the average Trump voter was wondering, “What does Rosie O’Donnell think about all this?” Also, Trump isn’t even at the White House Tuesday. But he does watch the cable TV, I guess. Anyway, at least people got a free performance. Because you… Continue Reading