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Lindsey Graham to Take DNA Test to See If He’s More Native American Than Warren

Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., is a lot of fun. He has a certain joie de vivre, sense of humor, and mischievousness that I enjoy, even if sometimes he’s too moderate for my taste.

Now he’s decided to take a blood test to see if one of his relatives slept with a Native American way back.

“I’m going to take a DNA test,” Graham told “Fox and Friends” Tuesday. “I’ve been told my grandmother was part Cherokee Indian. It may all just be talk.”

I’ll bet we all have some kind of weirdness in our DNA we were never aware of. How could it be that Jews like me, for example, have fair skin when they’re an Asian race? Well, they lived in Europe for centuries, and guess what musta been goin’ on . . . not all of it was kept within The Tribe, apparently.

And how about the other part of Sen. Warren’s ancestry? It’s all white folks. I’m willing to be she has more people in her background who were killing Native Americans or oppressing blacks than she does Native Americans.

What about that part of her heritage? I’ll be she didn’t put “Plantation Owner” on her resume.

Graham says he wants not just the $1 million Warren thinks she was promised from Trump if she took a test – she wasn’t – but a casino too.

7 Responses to Lindsey Graham to Take DNA Test to See If He’s More Native American Than Warren

    • I used Ancestry, and like the commercials, I was surprised by the results. I grew up thinking I was Native American (Creek & Cherokee) and German, none of those showed up. Turns out I’m Scandinavian, English, Irish, Scotch, Welsh and Eastern European.

    • Lindsey 2.0 gets a thumbs up, but I hope he keeps an open mind about Saudi Arabia and waits for undisputed proof of Khashoggi’s death.

  1. My DNA test by Ancestry DNA revealed that I am of mostly Scottish descent, at 51%, but I also have 5% Scandinavian DNA. I’m part Viking!