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White House Dossier Will Not Publish Monday in Honor of Rosh Hashanah

On Rosh Hashanah, Jews are not supposed to be engaged in their businesses. And so, I will not be publishing White House Dossier until sundown Monday. I will instead spend the Jewish new year in synagogue, trying to convince God that for some reason He should again deem me worthy of His blessings. It’s worth a shot, I’ve fooled Him before.

I hope everyone has a great day, and to all celebrating the holiday, Happy New Year.

Keith

6 Responses to White House Dossier Will Not Publish Monday in Honor of Rosh Hashanah

  1. It’s been my experience that just when I think I’m so unworthy of a blessing, I get one.
    At 60 years plus years in age, I still don’t understand why.

  2. The Big Guy has a sense of humor. He has to.

    Because if not, then I’m at a loss, twice over, to explain the existence of the recent Japanese RPG, “The Lost Child.”