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Sanders: My Wife is So Honest! This is Politically Motivated!

Aww, the shoe goes on the other foot, a leading Democrat is under investigation, and what do we hear? The same excuses Democrats love to castigate President Trump for making.

Asked by CNN’s Erin Burnett about this little matter of a possible federal investigation into whether his wife committed financial fraud, Sen. Bernie Sanders got all testy and said people were out to get him.

My wife is about the most honest person I know . . . Donald Trump’s campaign manager, vice chairman of the Republican Party in Vermont, launched this investigation. It is a sad state of affairs in America, not only when we have politicians being destroyed, when there are attacks against elected officials, but when you go after your wife, people’s wives, that is pretty pathetic.

You know, a witch hunt! And what’s all this about destroying politicians? Is Sanders ready to start defending Trump??

Well, first of all, this is factually incorrect. Federal investigators appear not just be going after Sanders’ wife. They may be going after him too because of the possibility that his Senate office improperly intervened in the matter!

The apparent investigation — or, I’m sorry, the Clinton people just called — the matter, centers on whether Jane Sanders, former president of a Vermont college and also the most honest person in the world, lied about the amount of money the college had raised to pay off a loan it wanted to get to buy some land.

But she wouldn’t do that because My wife is about the most honest person I know.

Hey fellah, you don’t my wife okay?

Anyway, this is a non-issue, because everyone knows that socialists don’t care about money. No matter which of their three houses they are in, Bernie and Jane Sanders are never thinking about or caring about money, okay?

And they don’t lie, not like that Trump guy. They just want to help people, while Republicans want to hurt people, so liberals get the presumption of innocence, while Republicans get the presumption of guilt.

Maybe that’s why the national press doesn’t seem to be all over this one, although Politico recently did a pretty good piece on the whole mess.

I don’t think the Trump Justice Department should be forced to decide whether to investigate a former political opponent. I say hire a special prosecutor, even if, oh well, this means spending years looking into every bowel movement Bernie and Janes Sanders have produced since 2004.

Or rather, and extra-special prosecutor, who will operate with care given that Jane Sanders is The Most Honest Person in the World.

H/T Washington Free Beacon.

7 Responses to Sanders: My Wife is So Honest! This is Politically Motivated!

  1. Thanks for the link to Politico – lots of details there.
    If Politico is right, the “matter” was started 18 months ago – long before MrTrump was nominated, much less elected.
    IMO, the real force behind the “matter” would be the Obama/Clinton minions or the individuals themselves. It makes sense – Clinton is being chased by someone who wasn’t supposed to be in the campaign and someone who was making life miserable for her. Solution- look for some criminal or shady dealings to force him out of the race.
    As for the “matter”; sounds like a typical Dem handshake where the school gets some money, and the Catholic church gets some much needed cash to pay off legal fees and fines. The city would get a much larger school, make some city fathers look smart, and so she fudged the numbers.
    The only losers here seems to be the taxpayers – who else?

    • Just to make sure the Sanders are being really honest and for them to answer the questions of criminal investigators about where all the money went at Burlington College while Mrs. Sanders was the President there, this is what we recommend: that they explain to us and the Federal investigators on the case, just how they were able to purchase that $600,000 four-bedroom lakefront vacation home on the shores of Lake Champlain in Vermont in August, 2016.

      And how were they able to purchase that fancy vacation home at the same time Burlington College was collapsing financially under the very peculiar fiscal practices of the president of Burlington College, Mrs. Sanders. How very interesting.

      They also own, BTW, two other high priced residences: a family home in Burlington Vermont, and a row house on Capital Hill in Washington, DC. Row house on Capital Hill???? I would have thought that a committed Socialist and Marxist like Sanders would have preferred sleeping in his office like so many other Congressmen have to do, as we have recently learned, because the salary of a member of Congress is so low, as they tell us.

      All that house maintenance, all those very high property taxes, and all that upkeep for three fancy-dancey residences–likely worth in the millions when combined, on the salaries of a member of Congress and a President of a very small college?

      Hmm. Being a Socialist seems to pay very well, indeed.

  2. she is she is !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    this is a russian hoax about lakeside ranch.
    it never happened !!! right bernie ???

    its called the non contributing single college land payment plan.
    it should be our health care model