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Obama Schedule || Friday, July 31, 2015

10:00 am || Receives the Presidential Daily Briefing

All times Eastern
Live stream of White House briefing by Josh Earnest and Energy Secretary Ernest Moniz at 1:00 pm

11 Responses to Obama Schedule || Friday, July 31, 2015

    • …or the useless “WH press corps”. They are there everyday and MUST KNOW what really goes on in the Obama White House.
      But they are such cowards & sycophnats they refuse to report/tell the truth like REAL JOURNALISTS.

  1. He’s taken most of Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday off. Barry usually takes time off before and after international trips, especially if it involves traveling on weekends, because he thinks that’s “his” time. He’s never even had to work as much as a normal nine to five job, yet he has the mentality that if his job duties infringe on any of his “personal” time, i.e. nights and weekends, he’s entitled to comp time off.

  2. As Obama takes a another day off from his Presidential duties, we note that there are reportedly 40,000 Iranian jihadists, intelligence agents and other assorted Iranian nut jobs in now South America who wish us no good. If Obama was in the least interested in protecting us and reading his PDB, rather than making friends with Iran, we might feel a little more secure.

    Maybe Valerie Jarrett forgot to mention this to Obama. Meanwhile, it’s off to the golf course for The One.

  3. Well, since Obama is just hanging out today perhaps he can answer this question that Chris Matthews (yes–that Chris Matthews) asked Debbie Wasserman Schultz –” What is the difference between a Democrat and a Socialist?” Re. Sanders and his place in the party etc.

    It’s actually a good question and should be asked of Sanders as well.

  4. 9:00 am || “Interacts” with Reggie Love

    9:45 am || Enjoys a “cigarette”

    10:00 am || Receives the Presidential Daily Briefing

    10:30 am || Issues Royal Edict proclaiming Saul Alinski’s home a National Monument

    11:00 am || Receives advice on countering terrorism from Taliban Representatives

    12:00 pm || Lunch WITHOUT Biden (Oh, Thank You God!!)

    12:45 pm || Enjoys another “cigarette”

    1:45 pm || Participates in a discussion of ethics in government with Hillary Clinton and Charles Rangel

    1:55 pm || Discusses dinner menu with FLOTUS (POTUS is heard to say “I don’t CARE if they’re endangered! After getting in touch with my roots in Africa I want LEOPARD TESTICLES for dinner. AND I want them FRIED!!!

    2:00 pm || Sorry Michele. I was just overcome with the emotion of my visit to the Dark Continent, oops, I mean Africa! Steamed Tofu is just FINE with me!! And, you WERE kidding about frying MY testicles, weren’t you?? WEREN’T you????

    3:45 pm || Hosts Lichtenstein National Hodcarrying Champions – Rose Garden

    5:26 pm || “Interacts” with Reggie Love, again!!

    7:00 pm || Dinner with Michele and whateverinthehell those 2 girls names are!!

    9:00 pm || Retires for the night after another GRUELING day!!

    9:05 pm || Fires entire Secret Service detail after discovering there was no mint on his pillow

    9:15 pm || Smokes a “cigarette” and thinks about Reggie Love