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Quote of the Day || June 5, 2015

“There are three key things I plan to do as president: Fix the economy, fix our foreign policy and . . . and . . . uh oh.”

– Rick Perry

A note from out attorneys: This is not a real quote.

22 Responses to Quote of the Day || June 5, 2015

  1. For someone who has had multiple back surgeries, I can actually empathize with Gov. Perry for that slip.

    I guess he should have used the same medical Marijuana Obama used while visiting all 57 states like Obama while campaigning.

    If Joe Biden wasn’t dealing with his Son passing away. I believe he could have invoked the 25th Amendment for being delusional stating that the U.S. has better respect int the world because of him.

  2. Aww c’mon. Doesn’t everyone deserve a second chance?
    In the words of one of Obama’s frat boys, “Bro that was like four years ago. DUUUUUDE!”

  3. Perry has been cramming and rehearsing for his big moment for the last 2.5 years. He is such a buffoon now, it is comedy gold.
    He never should have turned in his cowboy boots for the dark rimmed specs.

    Oh, and one piece of advice to the governor: Stay as far away from Kate Boldaun as possible. She will make meatball soup out of you…again!

  4. Speaking of a President “fixing” stuff, here’s something Obama can fix: his close and supportive relationship with the notorious Muslim Brotherhood, the mothership of Islamic jihadists.. We’ve seen how he cozies up to them, hires them in extremely sensitive positions in his Administration, etc.

    Now from the Washington Times, via Drudge:

    “Obama secretly backing Muslim Brotherhood”

    Makes me sick to my stomach. And he gets away with it.

  5. With all the crap that Obama, Boehner and McConnell pull, why pick on Perry? At least Perry loves this country, the others, not so much.

    • Amen, let’s give him a chance before denigrating him for one slip after his back surgery.
      I give him credit for even showing up.

  6. Jeez, let’s take him down! I saw him speaking sans notes or prompter this AM and he was perfectly cogent. But oh no, he is now a hesitating dope for all time, Rubio does not know how to sip water, Jeb does not feel like crucifying his brother, Carly was a b-to-the-wall administrator, can’t have that, etc. Leave me someone to vote for!