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Obama Schedule || Thursday, June 4, 2015

10:00 am || Receives the Presidential Daily briefing
2:15 pm || Honors the World Series Champion San Francisco Giants; East Room

All times Eastern
Live stream of White House briefing at 12:30 pm

21 Responses to Obama Schedule || Thursday, June 4, 2015

  1. Is there no end to the parade of winning sports teams for this guy to honor?
    The year is young, so we can expect to see the bowling team of seniors that won the Round Robin Bowling Tournament at the Happy Trails Retirement Home.

  2. As I understand it, Keith gets the schedule from an official White House source. If that is the case, what does this man do all day long???!!!

  3. Obama Schedule || Thursday, June 4, 2015

    9:00 AM ||Sits up in bed and wonders why nobody has realized he doesn’t belong here.
    9:05 AM || Smokes a “cigarette” to get “right”.
    10:20 AM || Has breakfast with Michele and a couple of younger girls. (Who the f#$% ARE they? They LOOK familiar. Maybe the Bush girls have finally realized they want me)!!
    12:05 PM || Has Lunch with Biden. Then vomits. Always happens when in proximity to Biden. Positive note. Keeps my weight down and Mooch thinks it’s her doing!!
    2:15 AM || Meets with a group of people who have no impact on world society whatsoever. Oh Allah, will the day never END.
    3:47 AM || Smokes another “cigarette”. Feeling mellow now. Need to commute a few sentences AND find that bag of Cheetos! (Michelle THINKS she found them all)!
    6:17 PM || Address the World!! Let them know I’m here and ready to assume whatever roll the need of me. Like, Emperor!!
    8:50 PM || Man, I am SO tired. Think I’ll smoke another “cigarette”, watch Fox News and get “hinky”. “Note”: Need Reggie RIGHT NOW!!!!!
    10:05 PM || Been a LONG, tiring day. Can’t wait for Reggie. Will see to my OWN needs. Wonder why the Secret Service guys are always drunk?!?!?
    10:06 PM || Well, THAT’S taken care of. If only the REST of my Subjects, oops, I mean, CONSTITUENTS, were as easily dealt with.
    10:15 PM || Good Night America! Just THINK what have in store for you TOMORROW!!!!!!!
    10:17 PM || Smokes another “cigarette”!!