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Quote of the Day || March 3, 3015

“I just want to take a moment to announce that the Mosul attack is now officially a surprise attack. I repeat, the Mosul attack is now officially a suprise. It also is being delayed until June. Thank you.”

– Barack Obama

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19 Responses to Quote of the Day || March 3, 3015

  1. Dadgumit Keith! Please make it more obvious when you’re being satirical!! With Obama, my Incredulosity Factor is so high, I’ll believe ANYTHING (except that Obie AND Biden have resigned for the good of the country)!

  2. It was also announced today tahat the only remaining General in our armed forces who had not been fired by President Obama, Surgeon General Vivek H. Murthy, would be taking personal command of the assault on Mosul. General Murthy said his forces were prepared to “Vaccinate the hell” out of IS/ISIS/ISIL fighters.

  3. If Netanyahu was smart he would have several world class golf courses built in strategic locations throughout Israel. ISIS, and Iran would never have the courage to attack Israel then, otherwise they would incur the true wrath of the American military. As it is, Obama, in his mind, has no reason to protect or aid Israel.

    • Speaking of golf. At least he did not play golf today. Instead like a coward, is just not going to show. As far as the Dems, are they going to start a new bad habit, of not showing up many times at work. Why debate? just don’t show up!