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Exclusive! Reid Accident Captured on Video

As you may be aware, there are some suspicions being raised about Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid’s “accident” in which he broke his face and fractured some spare ribs.

Reid claimed that a rubber exercise band he was using suddenly broke and graduated into a giant sling shot, hurling him like a human projectile into a cabinet. This, naturally, sounded suspect, especially given that he was injured January 1. Some wondered whether maybe in fact Harry had gulped down a few too many Manhattans while welcoming in 2015 and fallen down the stairs.

The story, it turns out, is much more sordid and upsetting. Harry’s injuries were in fact the result of an attempted coup d’etat by his Senate second in command, Senate Minority Whip Dick Durbin of Illinois.

The awful moment was captured on video obtained exclusively by White House Dossier. In the footage below, Durbin can be seen on the right. Reid is the figure strolling innocently on the left.

Until . . .

The result, as you can see was quite nasty. Reid is even tougher to look at than he was before the injury.

Harry Reid bandage

Durbin’s office declined to comment.

36 Responses to Exclusive! Reid Accident Captured on Video

  1. Where do I go with this? Obviously Harry didn’t receive these injuries in the way that has been described. But just exactly what in the hell WAS he doing? And to whom (or what)? That eye looks suspiciously like he was kicked by a burro (also known as an ass, I’ll let the reader make the connection). God, if only the National Enquirer would get after this story, we might find out just which kind of farm animal Senator Reid is most fond of.

  2. SenReid and PresObama – two men who claim to exercise on a regular basis but neither looks like they could fight their way out of a wet paper bag.
    MrsObama promotes healthy, low-fat, tasteless foods for children (not her own), but looks like she never passes up the good stuff.
    All of them are in favor of redistributing wealth, but not their wealth – just ours.


    Top Democrat Harry Reid may permanently lose sight in right eye as a result of New Year’s Day exercise accident

    Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid revealed today that he may permanently lose sight in his right eye as a result of an accident that took place at his Nevada home on New Year’s Day while he was exercising but is ‘very hopeful’ he’ll fully recover.

    ‘This isn’t anything that is a slam dunk,’ he told Las Vegas public radio station KNPR during an interview. ‘I had a serious injury in my eye. There was some blood accumulation there and they’re hoping it resolves itself.’

    Reid traveled to Washington this week with plans to return to work on Tuesday when Congress began anew but wasn’t able to leave his house on doctor’s orders. He’ll continue to work from home next week, he said today, as his face continues to heal.

    ‘I’m just following their orders. It’s a day-to-day deal.’


    Reid told the radio station that his limited vision has caused him to rely more heavily on staff at present.

    longtime lawmaker said the incident will have no lasting effects on his ability to do his job and that h still plans to run for reelection in 2016 when his current term is up.

    ‘I’ve always been very confident in my ability to fight back, and I’m going to continue to fight back,’ he said.

    ‘I’ve been set back a little bit but I’m in the process of getting setup for the next go-around.’
    The septuagenarian pointed out that he’s likely in better shape than most of the radio program’s listeners.

    ‘I don’t know how many people out there could sit down and do 250 pushups or do the strength exercise I did with those bands hundreds and hundreds of times — hundreds of times — every week, three times a week,’ Reid said.

    ‘So no one has to question my physical ability.’

    After the interview, Reid’s spokesman reiterated how tough the senator is on twitter by sharing his workout regimen.

    ‘To recap Sen. Reid’s exercise routine: 250 SITUPS 3x/wk (750 total). Arm & chest: 420 reps w/exercise band 3x/wk. Walks 3 mi/day. Plus yoga,’ Jentleson said.

    I’m not buying it at all. Every time he shuffles out to the podium in the Capitol building, I always think he appears stooped over and as if he’s having difficult walking. He seems closer to 95 than 75, (no offense intended to that age bracket). Yet, he claims he’s running for re-election in 2016 and that he is in great physical shape. He appears very defensive about it and it’s pathetic that he had his spokesperson actually tweet about his (alleged) workout routine. Total BS! Dingy Harrry, please join Babs Boxer and retire already!

  4. I tried several times to play the vidio. It kept saying error involved.
    Will try again. I am trying to imagine what does happen in the video.

    • It’s not just France. Jews are being intimidated and attacked all over Europe, be it from the Right or the Left.

      While I don’t agree with everything in the link I’ll post below, it mentions attacks against Jews by Muslims for decades. One recent attack was the killing of of three Jewish kids and a teacher at a Toulouse school which was preceded by two murders of French soldiers.

      More recently was the killing of four people at the Jewish Museum of Belgium.

      and and the killing of four pee

  5. I just heard on Fox that Holder is heading to France to have meetings there.
    o and holder thought letting Gitmo prisoners go was/is a good idea, and we are sending HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    If anyone knows a website that has French radio onine (with English
    translator), please let me know the website address.
    I have been listening to a radio station on and off in the UK. I would like to listen to the citizens in Paris discuss this visitor that is being sent there.

  6. Absolutely hilarious! Thank you for a laugh and a smile at the start of my day. I’m going to send this link to my daughter as she likes funny animal videos. Thanks again.

  7. Reid probably just fell and this is a story to promote a hearty image and save face. Like HIlliary just falling down.

    I hope he doesn’t lose sight in his eye. That would be a hard change at his age.