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Quote of the Day || September 12, 2014

“Well, Iraq has indeed formed a more inclusive government, but we’re not going to start seriously bombing ISIS until the government begins offering Iraqi children healthier lunchtime choices.”

– Barack Obama

A note from our attorneys: This is not a real quote

10 Responses to Quote of the Day || September 12, 2014

  1. Instead of bombing ISIS, all we have to do is send Mooch over there to scare the living daylights out of them. The video of her screeching at the school kids a few days ago was fierce. “Are you listening to me?”, she demanded. Her draconian school lunch program is a form of terrorism.

  2. Barack can send all of the wasted food from MooChow’s ridiculous revamped school lunch program. ISIS will probably agree to stop all of their terrorist activities if only we won’t send that slop.