As of now, I am in control here, in the White House

Today’s Caption Contest || July 28, 2014

Well, now what’s going on here?

I know. Some of you might know too. And I thought some of you might have your own ideas . . .

And yes, this is a real photograph, put out by the White House. Not Photoshopped.

So give me a good caption for it!

Obama meeting

45 Responses to Today’s Caption Contest || July 28, 2014

  1. Uncle Sol : “Baredy, Baredy, what did we ever do to make you feel this way? We gave you money, votes, money to buy votes, and you send that putz to Israel and he tells us what to do. Baredy, Baredy, we need to talk.”

  2. Dang if I had just put a little more into that last putt I could have almost been under par…..wonder what Kornheiser is bloviating about on ESPN right now……crap this suit is itchy…..wonder if my hair looks too salt and peppery…..bong…..where is my bong???AF1? Probably….

  3. Barry, you want to be popular again? Do like me: Forget that mansion in Rancho Mirage. Open up your white house palace to the homeless refugees. Drive a volkswagen bug. Donate 90% of your salary to the poor…

  4. “Whaaat’s to think about? I offer you 3 virgin maidens for that strong armed peasant woman working in the White House vegetable fields, how did I know that was your wife?”

  5. Caption for photo:

    Y’gotta believe me … if w’d known you w’s play’g golf there – hey we’d never had buried Big Eddie the Elephant in the sand bunker … y’gotta believe me …”

  6. “It’s like this Barry. I used all the same lies you used………. and none of them worked! I guess I don’t have the same oratorical skills that you have.”

  7. Uncle Jannootz: Listen Barry baby, this job aint so darn hard. Just be a mensch and start schmoozing with those guys over there in the Congress. Bring ’em on over, pour some top shelf hootch, and get a few things straightened out. Stop listening to them dames in your office and buck up, be a man.

    President Obama: (thinking to himself): who the heck let this imbecile in my office. Wait til I get hold of Val Jal. The man looks like a complete ignoramus with that bulging vest and no tie…Jay Z better not see this pic of me and Sir Pudge-a-lot or me and the First Babe will never get an invite after 2016.


  8. “We have sacrificed the old immaterial Gods, and now we are occupying the temple of the Market-God. He organises our economy, our politics, our habits, our lives and even provides us with rates and credit cards and gives us the appearance of happiness. It seems that we have been born only to consume, and to consume, and when we can no longer consume, we have a feeling of frustration and we suffer from poverty, and we are auto marginalised.” — Jos√© Mujica, in a 2013 interview with Al Jazeera.