As of now, I am in control here, in the White House

Quote of the Day || June 2, 2014

“No need to worry. We’ve injected a special chemical in each of the Taliban we released which causes them, if they even think of committing a terrorist act, to have to scratch their ass incessantly. There’s no way they can follow through.”

– Barack Obama

A note from our attorneys: This is not a real quote

8 Responses to Quote of the Day || June 2, 2014

  1. I’ve always wondered if the author of this page was “sick”…the quote of the day cleared everything up for me…I don’t have to wonder anymore…he needs help…

  2. no biggie, they promised, crossed their hearts & will stick a thousand needles in their eyes if they break their promise. I believe them, don’t yall???