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Quote of the Day || May 28, 2014

“I’ve ordered the military to draw down our troops in Afghanistan. But don’t worry, I’ve also ordered the Taliban out of Afghanistan.”

– Barack Obama

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7 Responses to Quote of the Day || May 28, 2014

  1. “And while I’m winding down this ill advised war in Afghanistan, I am sending US troops to Chad to help in the hunt for Boko Haram and the kidnapped girls that look like my daughters. This will be strictly in an advisory capacity, just like in Vietnam.”

  2. Three times as many Americans in Afghanistan have died on Obama’s watch than ring the course of the war. 21st century war and all.