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Quote of the Day || March 14, 2014

“Now they’re looking for it on the bottom of the Indian Ocean. Maybe they’ll find my second term agenda there.”

– Barack Obama

A note from our attorneys: This is not a real quote

4 Responses to Quote of the Day || March 14, 2014

  1. Maybe they’ll find my high school and college papers and grades, my real birth certificate and my real social security number. Why heck, they might even find all of the ballots that weren’t counted during my first and second election.

  2. We heard a line from some dope on NPR–even my kid laughed in her room–something to the effect of when we find the plane we will know where it is. Yeah–right over there!