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Quote of the Day || October 17, 2013

“I came. I saw. I got conquered.”

– House Speaker John Boehner

A note from our attorneys: This is not a real quote

17 Responses to Quote of the Day || October 17, 2013

  1. It is nice the house has a doormat. How does it feel having BHO wipe his feet on you? There is a name for you, but it insults felines. They catch rats. You embrace them.

  2. Boehner got conquered, we got screwed and a House stenographer, Diane Reidy, got committed to a psych ward. (I wonder what her username is at Prison Planet.)

    “He will not be mocked,” a woman shouts on the recording. “This is not one nation under God. It never was. Had it been… the Constitution would not have been written by Freemasons, they go against God.”


    More of the quote:

    “The greatest deception here, is this is NOT one nation under God. It never was. Had it been…no…it would not have been…the Constitution would not have been written by Freemasons that go against God. You cannot serve two masters! You cannot serve two masters… Praise be to God and the Lord Jesus Christ!”


    She was heard shouting “the House is divided,” according to one source. She was pulled off the rostrum by chamber security staff.

    “He will not be mocked,” the woman said, according to an audio recording of the incident posted online by Public Radio International reporter Todd Zwillich. “This is not one nation under God. It never was.”

    “The greatest deception here is this is not one nation under god! It never was. Had it been, it would not have been! The Constitution would not have been written by Freemasons!” she added.


  3. Obama may have not publicly danced in the end zone last night, but his house organ, The New York Times, certainly did. Today’s headline:

    Repulicans Back Down, Ending Crisis Over Shutdown and Debt Limit.

    Everyone should remember this day. Everything that Obama gained, he will give back, and more, when the spotlight is shone on Obamacare.

    • Not to worry. He will dance in the end zone today during his press conference, as he announces he can now focus like a laser on the economy and Jobs… scratch that, as he announces focusing on immigration is way more important than helping us saps find jobs.

    • And to the deal makers in the Senate. But in the end they failed. And not only did they fail — they failed up on the debt limit and the pork.

  4. This disgusting turncoat not only got conquered by the Marxist in chief, he gave up the House’s Constitutional power of the purse in the process. Preezy now has an unlimited balance on the US credit card. No doubt he will be like his constituents at the Louisiana Wal Marts, and run wild spending as much as he can on the taxpayer dime.