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Quote of the Day || September 17, 2013

“No, nothing under there. Nope, don’t see anything behind that. Nothing yet. Let’s look over there.”

– Syrian President Bashar Assad

A note from our attorneys: This is not a real quote

7 Responses to Quote of the Day || September 17, 2013

  1. Excuses:
    I told that cleaning crew not to touch those metal canisters.
    The wife is always throwing my good stuff away.
    I set them all outside two weeks ago.
    Vlad sent someone here yesterday to pick them up.
    Hey, I only agreed to tell you what I got, not where they are.
    They’re buried over there; right under the rebel’s sniper nest.

  2. Fast & Furious, Bengazi, Libya, Egypt….. Syria will be just another debacle from this sad excuse for a leader. Nothing to see here folks please keep moving past the controversy. Over here we have some great parting gifts, pictures of Repbulicans doing horrible things.

  3. One day after the Putin/Obama ‘deal’, a member of the opposition reported:

    1.)Syria has transferred chemical weapons hidden in vegetable trucks to Hezbollah for storage in mountain areas of Lebanon;
    2.)The bulk of Syria’s chemical weapons have been loaded onto Russian warships;
    3.) 20 trucks of equipment and chemical mfg. materials have been shipped to Iraq.

  4. Hmmm. I heard that U.S. intelligence got a picture of a long line of trucks leaving Syria for Iraq. What could it be?

    (Just joking!)

    Stand by for the new dance craze this fall: the Slow Roll Shuffle!