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Okay, Well Not EVERYBODY

President Obama said Friday that every member of Congress had been briefed about the government monitoring of phone and Internet records.

Which sounded fine until members of Congress started popping up all over the place saying they didn’t have a clue what he was talking about.

White House Press Secretary Jay Carney sought to obscure questions about Obama’s statement in layers of thick, gooey spin.

Why can’t he just say Obama misspoke? Oh fuhevinsake.

8 Responses to Okay, Well Not EVERYBODY

  1. “Why can’t he just say Obama misspoke?”

    Unless Zero programs TOTUS, it’s not his fault. I haven’t figure out how Dubya has access to the ‘prompter, however.

  2. Why;
    The boss is never wrong
    The boss is always right
    Half of Congress is senile or suffering from dementia
    I really like my job
    They promised me a nice vacation when this is over
    I hate the Press and won’t give them the satisfaction of being right
    It’s Bush’s fault they don’t know

  3. Sparky just can’t his ability to lie is wearing thin he’s about used up his
    lifetime supply he’s running on empty (in the head).

  4. If I did not know better, I’d think the Marx Brothers had been resurrected and we were watching a movie they were filming……”Administration Soup”