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Obama Schedule || Monday, June 3, 2013

9:55 am || Delivers opening remarks to the White House Mental Health Conference; East Room
10:30 am || Receives the Presidential Daily Briefing
11:15 am || Meets with senior advisors

All times Eastern
Live stream of briefing of Carney Briefing at 12:30 pm

23 Responses to Obama Schedule || Monday, June 3, 2013

  1. My goodness, how shocking that the WhiteHouse has called for a mental health conference for the employees. We knew things were bad there, but had no idea that they were really in need of immediate mental health care. Bless their hearts.

  2. Every time you post that he is meeting with senior advisers, I misread it and think he’s meeting with seniors which has never happened, I think.

  3. The Soviets used “mental health” as an excuse to lock-up trouble makers…
    maybe the Obama WH will start locking away some journalists because of “mental health” issues…

  4. Another crushing work day is scheduled for our Dear Leader. How can he bear up so well under this brutal, unrelenting pace and still carry himself with such a jaunty bounce in his gait?

    Probably at some point this lazy, shiftless layabout will just say to hell with it, and will start having himself wheeled into all of these meetings by his court flunkies while still in bed with his cigs, ashtray and bong on a little table attached to the bed. I can see it all now, Dictator Obama unshaven, still in his pajamas, eyes bloodshot from the previous night’s debauchery, cigarette dangling from his lips, propped up by silken pillows, in front of a podium (specially built to be at bedside height) croaking into a jeweled microphone (a la Liberace) held in front of his mouth by one of the domestic staff of the White House, so he can deliver the usual assorted vapid remarks to a carefully selected audience of adoring Obama worshippers who could care less about his appearance even if he strode to the podium wearing a pair of speedos.

    Yessiree, we are so lucky to have such a dedicated, hard working president. Happy Days are here again!

  5. Six months after Newtown and his failed gun control grab, he finally gets around to the root cause: mental illness. But not without celebrities i.e. Bradley Cooper (Silver Linings Playbook) and Glenn Close to liven up the festivities.

    Mental illness could also be attributed to the actions of the chronic malingerer who passes himself off as the (P)resident of the Unitied States. The shrinks could have a field day with this guy!

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