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Obama Schedule || Monday, April 29, 2013

10:15 am || Receives the Presidential Daily Briefing
11:20 am || Delivers remarks at the National Academy of Sciences 150th Anniversary; Washington

All times Eastern except as noted
Live stream of Carney briefing at 12:30 pm

42 Responses to Obama Schedule || Monday, April 29, 2013

  1. Starting the week slow and building to a ho-hum creshendo before the week is out. The sweet smell of less than mediocraty. Setting low expectations and deliver below that.

  2. Will he be taking any questions on snail sex?

    The National Science Foundation awarded a grant for $876,752 to the University of Iowa to study whether there is any benefit to sex among New Zealand mud snails and whether that explains why any organism has sex. The study, first funded in 2011 and continuing until 2015, will study the New Zealand snails to see if it is better that they reproduce sexually or asexually – the snail can do both – hoping to gain insight on why so many organisms practice sexual reproduction.

  3. Announcement of Kermit Gosnell to be Surgeon General. Announce intent to require several Arabic dialects and street Latino to be taught in public schools. Announce confiscation of all financial holdings of any American with incomes higher than, oh, 5-6 bucks and hour, etc. Announce distribution of KY(need you ask?).

    • Looks like the afternoon is FREE .
      HEY OBOZO if it AIN’t asking too much How about fixing some problems we are going through right now ?

    • ” Announce distribution of KY(need you ask?).” – rawheadrex

      Nup, don’t need to ask. Gubmint teaching on this subject in the news already;

      “Outraged parents say a New York middle school instructed young female students to ask one another for a lesbian kiss – and boys learned how to spot young sluts – in an anti-bullying presentation on gender identity and sexual orientation, according to Fox News’ Todd Starnes.

      According to Starnes’ report, the children attended a special April 11 health class taught by college students at Linden Avenue Middle School in Red Hook, N.Y. Parents say they were not notified of the presentation.

      The students were introduced to terms such as “pansexual” and “genderqueer.”

      Some of the young female students said they were told it was common for 14-year-old girls to have sex and their parents couldn’t stop them.”

      Home school, anyone? The barbarians have definitely taken over the public ones…

  4. Monday morning flu? I don’t know how many hours he (cough-cough) worked this past weekend. You know it takes time to get the jokes down and smoothly delivered. And he’s only pulling down about $33,000/month (perks not included). Maybe the National Academy of Sciences will make him watch “snail porn” all afternoon.

  5. Obama, as you all know by now, is a celebrity, therefore his watch is set at the Pacific time zone, i.e.Hollywood. Thus his day is actually starting @ 8:15am.,. Does that make sense?

  6. Schedule for the Week of April 29, 2013

    On Monday, the President will deliver remarks at the National Academy of Sciences 150th Anniversary.

    On Tuesday, as part of the Joining Forces initiative, President Obama, Vice President Biden, First Lady Michelle Obama and Dr. Jill Biden will make a significant employment announcement for veterans and military spouses. This event will take place at the White House.

    On Wednesday, the President will attend meetings at the White House.

    On Thursday morning, the President will depart Washington, DC for his visit to Mexico and Costa Rica. This trip is an important opportunity to reinforce the deep cultural, familial, and economic ties that so many Americans share with Mexico and Central America. While in Mexico, the President looks forward to meeting with President Peña Nieto. The President welcomes the opportunity to discuss ways to deepen our economic and commercial partnership and further our engagement on the broad array of bilateral, regional, and global issues that connect our two countries.

    On Friday afternoon, the President will depart Mexico for Costa Rica. While in Costa Rica, the President looks forward to the opportunity to meet with President Chinchilla as well as heads of state of the other Central American countries and the Dominican Republic, whom President Chinchilla has graciously offered to host. The trip will be an important chance to discuss our collective efforts to promote economic growth and development in Central America and our ongoing collaboration on citizen security.

    On Saturday afternoon, the President will depart Costa Rica and return to Washington, DC.

    On Sunday, the President will deliver the commencement address at Ohio State University. He will return to Washington, DC, later that day.

  7. another tough day for the bum in charge does this piece of garbage ever do anything but travel and have parties on my dime what a A$$hole

  8. the rest of the day is spent planning ways to kill our country and freedom. just ask homeland… oh wait, they don’t answer questions and we don’t make them.