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Here’s What the President Did Today

The White House actually released this. Do they now think whatever he does looks good, simply because he’s doing it?

You have to click on it.

Obama spent about 45 minutes viewing other useless creations by . . . I’m sorry, splendid innovations by budding young scientists.

The president then immediately began brainwashing their developing minds in the East Room:

We’ve got to pursue an all-of-the-above energy strategy that includes investing in more biofuels and more fuel-efficient vehicles, and more solar power and more wind power, and more people going back to work building cars and homes and businesses that are more energy efficient than the ones that we’ve got right now.

I’ve got it. Let’s replace fossil fuels with union wage bicyclists using thigh power to run New York City’s power grid.

Now, let me ask you something. Who will really will help mankind in the next decade, the former whiz kid who figures out how to turn apricots into ethanol, or the one who deduces how to frack even more oil out of a rock?

Really, was there anybody at the today’s science fair demonstrating a more finely tuned gasoline-burning internal combustion engine? BECAUSE THAT MIGHT HELP OUR CRUMMY ECONOMY OUT RIGHT NOW.

Here’s the full video of Obama trying out the thigh muscle system instead:

69 Responses to Here’s What the President Did Today

  1. We won a Revolution, survived a Civil War, beat back pure evil in WWII but somehow through all that, the jury is still out on whether we’ll survive the destruction that is one Barack Hussein Obama.

  2. Science is the work of of devil!!!!

    Lets get on our knees, clasp our hands, squeeze our eyes shut and pray that the good lord invents the next semi conductor.

    The fact that you bash this stuff helps explain why the US is getting passed by in math and science. Half the country it’s more important to tell tales of Jesus riding dinosaurs than learning about physics.

    • It’s not “bashing the stuff” it’s calling out the obvious. “Green” is good but it just isn’t ready for prime time yet. We are crippling out economy and destroying our legacy AND our future by not using common sense and bridging out way to energy of the future.
      All Obama’s “green energy” has done so far is line the pockets of his donors and political allies while food stamps and disability claims skyrocket.

    • I don’t think anyone here is opposed to science: strictly speaking, science can best be described as that rational way of trying to understand the world in which we live.

      Where the problem comes in, is when science becomes scientism: that is, the use of science to advance an ideology.

      Science, strictly speaking, should have no ideology. It should be a logical way to figure out the laws of the universe in which we live, nothing more, nothing less.

      However, present-day scientism is ideological, and arguably, idolatrous; in some cases, it’s not even scientific, in the strictest sense. A scientific theory must be a theory which can be proven false (look it up). And yet evolution is somehow sacrosanct, and the science is settled on global warming, we’re told. If evolution–which is still considered a theory–cannot be disproved, it is not theory, but ideology: i.e., scientism. And if global warming, oops, climate change, oops, what do we call it now?, cannot be disproved, then that, too, is more ideology in a lab coat; i.e., scientism, not pure science.

      I’m all for trying to understand the processes of life, the behavior of the Earth, the interactions of chemicals, and all the rest.

      Where I have a problem, is when what SHOULD be rational observers and thinkers, become merely ideologues with lab coats and Bunsen burners.

      Strictly speaking, science is neither moral nor immoral. It is when science becomes ideology, that we run into trouble.

    • Ha. Bike powered water filtration, and we’re supposed to take that seriously?

      Ha ha haaa …

      Besides, didn’t the Professor come up with that $hit back on Gilligan’s Island? He had that bike doing everything. They’re stealing his ideas.

    • Your name is Adam? How ironic.

      This article is less about science, than about how the Usurper-in-Chief ignores the real, more important issues – the Boston bombings, the Texas tragedy – to frolic in the garden with students.

    • The good Lord has invented more than the best scientist in the world could ever comprehend.

      Yes, the US is getting passed by in math and science. It’s high time the government get out of the way and let effective education happen. There are so many rules, regulations, paperwork upon paperwork to fill out that teachers are hindered in their ability to effectively teach. Another issue? Many teachers protected in their “profession” who have absolutely no business “teaching”, while those who are more than capable struggle to fill the gaps.

      Perhaps our President should focus on more pressing issues. How about eliminating the redundancy and waste in government programs. Yes, even those within the education system. How about recognizing the best possible thing we could do for education in this country is to reliniquish that responsibility back to the individual states. How about he stop all these initiatives that harm business and individuals. A perfect example is ACA. What good will math and science do an individual who cannot find a job, that cannot feed their family, that cannot provide health care?

  3. How apt! Dictator Obama pedaling furiously on a bike going absolutely nowhere. Of course the bike represents our country however not only isn’t going nowhere but Dictator Obama has done the impossible by moving it backward. It goes without saying his bike pedaling in the clip above is the only real effort he put forth all day long.

    Any parent that let’s their kid within a mile of Dictator Obama should be prosecuted for child endangerment.

  4. Well give him a break he had to do those ugly President things…yuk.
    What a deal now everyone will love us because we didn’t use ‘radical Muslim Terrorist’ he even doubled down the youngest will get milk and
    cookies after all he’s not an enemy combatant or anything. Also so
    many questions about the Russian trip the older man took. I guess
    that’s Barry being as flexible as Gumby. He did say that he would I’m
    sure Putin got a real chuckle out of that. Putin is ruthless and and he saw
    a inept leader and that puts a big red circle around the US.
    President Qusling had to skip golf and mingle with people who’s lives
    were forever changed. So now he can get back to business gala for
    Planned Parenthood and steal the limelight at the Bush Library opening. Obama hasn’t got empathy or compassion he’s cold and like petulant
    spoiled child. We will survive but it’s going to be a ling slog to get to
    2016. Seriously don’t think he has a grasp of reality.

  5. They were telling him to pedal faster to charge up the batteries for TOTUS. New cost saving measure enacted by MO (Was one of her EO’s issued this week)

  6. Obama really does live in his own little wacky world, doesn’t he? While the nation comes to grips with yet another terrorist attack, the debt continues to roar out of control, the Middle East absolutely on fire, Al Quada in full blossom all over the world, employment sky high, etc. etc.–all he can do is fret about green energy projects. Pathetic. Just plain pathetic.

  7. Where is the reclusive single Mom these days??? Too lazy to take the elevator downstairs to greet the budding little scientists? Poor Barry has to do all the heavy lifting now that MO has declared her independence.

  8. I always wanted to build a backyard nuclear reactor (that could fit in a garden shed, or bury it) for my science project.
    Cheap & plentiful energy!

  9. He will receive a Nobel Prize in Science for attending the fair and”inspiring” others.

    You’d think he would want to concentrate on protecting America from radical Islamic Jihadist attacks..but nooooo…the imbecile plays at the fair

  10. Would someone please tell the President that this supposed new technology was in use during the 1600’s and was known as a horse mill that sawed lumber and ground grains. It’s like watching a trained bear that is put forward by an unrestrained liberal media for the consumption of a dumbed down public.

  11. Look, I do a site on creativity and some of these youngsters are great, but cooler heads must combine all approaches if we are to survive. The president should not be choosing or evaluating winners or killing off industries (coal) –he should be governing, bringing hope to the economy, second-guessing those who would harm us, finding the best people for the jobs, and so on.

  12. Looking at the inept people Obama gives high ranking jobs is mind
    boggeling. Every time I see Kerry I see him at the hearings during the
    Vietnam war and I’d like to smack him he’s a male Jane Fonda. Obama
    seems to want not only change this country but he is starting to only cultivate a relationship with certain countries. Sound familiar?

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