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Late Night Hosts Dig Into Obama, Hillary

Politico does a daily roundup of the Late Night hosts’ political wisecracks. Thought you might like the collection from last night.

28 Responses to Late Night Hosts Dig Into Obama, Hillary

  1. I can’t believe people actually clapped at the news that the First Lardy will be on the cover of Vogue. Letterman was hilarious (NOT) with his dig at the Republicans.
    Leno’s remark about The Economist mag was funny, though.

    • I saw in Parade that you can buy a figurine of her in that red dress. I cannot imagine wanting that, but then, all of this has damaged my imagination by going way beyond it!

      • Cult of personality, Star. We laughed at this stuff before the election, but now we see their identity politics works on the LIV. That doll will probably be a best seller among those who have fallen for their agitprop.

      • I went to the site and they not only have that figurine, but others of her in her “iconic” dresses. The inauguration gowns and the blue one where she was oozing out of the top in back, and the super expensive one with the silver and gold embroidery. And you can get a figurine of both her official portraits. You could fill your display cabinet with Michelle, if you had the money and questionable taste to do so.

    • Manly Mooch on the cover of Vogue? You ain’t seen nothin’ yet!

      Next up, a front page, full color spread of Nancy Pelosi and Diane Feinstein frolicking together in Michelle’s favorite Agent Provocateur lingerie…

      Because, you know, our standard of “beauty” is “evolving” as well. Now, that which is most liberal is considered most beautiful by the Obama-owned media…

      Personally, I think it’s funnier than ANYTHING the talentless Letterman can devise, watching Moochie delude herself into thinking she’s in some way “pretty”. It’s especially humorous when she gets around actually attractive, younger women like her BFF Beyonce, and tries to act like they’d be hangin’ if she WASN’T in charge of the exchequer… And it definitely highlights her lack of femininity as well.

      If she had any REAL friends, they’d tell her to drop the wighats and outfits that are WAY too young for her, and start trying to act like she has some of the dignity that normal, non-coddled people have usually developed by the time they reach her age….

  2. These are tough times for those of us in the comedy biz. Leno, Letterman, are not competing w/ other comedians. Their stiffest competition is from Geo. Stephanopolis, Brian Williams, Diane Sawyer, Rev. Tawana Brawley Sharpton (still can’t believe he has a show) CNN who openly campaign for Pres. Soup Nazi and the funniest man on television, Chris “Tingles” Mathews.

    btw: if you haven’t tuned in to GoodMorningAmer. lately, somebody decided to revamp the show in an attempt to attract the Price Is Right crowd. It’s something to behold.

    • “Even the devil doesn’t like being compared to Obama” – CiscoKid

      They’re in direct competition for the same souls, and right now, Obama’s winning…

    • Actually, I’ve seen photos of Obama that are scarier than the devil. His eyes often reveal a seething malice that is extraordinary and shocking — far, far removed from the goofy grin and suave baritone that make people imagine he’s a “nice guy.”

  3. OT:
    SenReid spoke on the Senate floor in his fake sympatic tone about the tragic death of Marines in a bomb explosion in Nevada and used the tragedy to condemn the sequestration mandate that restricts the training of miliatry troops.
    Mr Reid is the heartless, conniving, sneaky, distasteful snake of the Senate and representative of all the progressives who use any tragedy to further their anti-American agenda. (spit)

    • The cover up continues. AP made no mention of Dingy Harry’s comment blaming this tragedy on sequestration.

      “Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., gave his condolences to victims of the explosion during a Tuesday morning speech on the Senate floor. “My thoughts are with those who were injured. My heart goes out to the families of those who lost their lives. And my sympathies are with their fellow Marines, who are also grieving this loss.”

      • I work with the Chinese and some are pretty open about the 3 or 4 hour news cycle in China – news is posted on their version of Facebook or others but then wiped clean after only a few hours by the government “moderators.” The more I’m exposed to the Chinese way of doing things, the more similarities I see with their media approach and ours. At least the Chinese have to pay the moderators to wipe it clean – our pathetic press does it out of sycophant loyalty to the cause – even the commies are smarter than that.

      • He didn’t even take a breath between his fake “thoughts” and his political attack on the sequestration. He made it seem that the cause of the tragedy was sequestration’s mandate to reduce training of our troops when nothing of the kind was called for.

        IMO, the only reason AP deleted his remarks or eliminated the offensive part was that someone there thought it was distasteful, too.

      • Sen. Mortician’s first concern was “Were any of my properties damaged in the explosion?” Then, he thought of a possible link to the Sequester. Thoughts about the Marines? Their families? Well after that.

  4. Kind of seemed flat to me.
    Maybe b/c we already had so much fun with the Obama as Satan topic when it was first posted.
    I will say, I liked the resemblence between Chris Christie and Caesar. That was funny.

  5. the most interesting thing to me was the different audience reactions. some people booed the “Economist” joke. and a lot of the laughter was strained; you could almost sense the audience members looking around at their neighbors, asking themselves “is it ok to laugh at that?”

    my political memory goes back to the LBJ days, and I have never seen anything like the–frankly, creepy–devotion Obama inspires. of course, it couldn’t have happened without a lapdog media. Benghazi is 100 times as bad as Watergate, but NOBODY CARES. and Bob Woodward himself went from icon to rat overnite just because he said (correctly) that Obama thought up the sequester.

    sad state of affairs.

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