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Quote of the Day || February 12, 2013

“The state of our union is strong. Unemployment is rising, the economy is contracting, Iran will soon have a nuclear weapon, the Middle East is in chaos . . . wait a second, who hacked into TOTUS?”

– Barack Obama

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14 Responses to Quote of the Day || February 12, 2013

  1. “Everything’s going exactly as planned…wait, who’s this Dr. Ben Carson fellow? Shut this guy up, don’t let the sheeple hear his sensible thoughts. Now, back to me…”

  2. “Since the election is over and I won; I’m going to once again focus like a laser beam on J O B S since it worked so well the last time I focused!”