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Quote of the Day || December 20, 2012

“Gosh, right about now I’d be announcing a cabinet. Instead, I’m fixing a cabinet.”

– Mitt Romney

A note from our attorneys: This is not a real quote

18 Responses to Quote of the Day || December 20, 2012

  1. Please Keith, donĀ“t remind us. Oh, to have a real man in The White House . A man who can fix a cabinet is that sort of a man. To think that I could have looked at this delightful man giving speeches about the goings on in the US instead of that horrible eyesore with his menacing glances and words.And this mean person got reelected ?? Oh, that fatal November day… Clint Eastwood, where are you ? Please say something !

    • He had a real job? Never heard that.

      As for Michelle’s arms–I noticed a “merman” forming the other day. We call those swags of flesh that come to all who live long enough mermans–as in Ethel throwing up her arms and belting out “There’s no business like SHOW (tremble) business!”

      • Yes. Barry did had a real job in Honolulu scooping ice cream.

        And a Social Security card from the state of Connecticut to go with it.

        Oh, details, details. He’s the President of the United States of America.

        Move on.

    • Same. And now this man is EVERYWHERE–striding around, spouting the bible, crying, grinning, hugging, trying to make Republicans look stupid, leave us alone, please!