November 8, 2012, 11:32 pm - White House Dossier

Video || Obama Cries While Thanking Staff

November 8, 2012, 11:32 pm 39 Comments

President Obama went all Boehner on everyone while thanking his staff at campaign headquarters in Chicago Wednesday. The president wept while telling the assembled authors of the nastiest campaign in history how proud he was of them. Campaign Manager Jim Messina sent the video out to supporters Thursday evening because, he said, “It’s a message every single person who helped build this campaign deserves to

Quote of the Day || November 9, 2012

November 8, 2012, 10:44 pm 5 Comments

“I told you Ann, nobody cares anymore. Put the dog on top of the car and let’s go.” – Mitt Romney A note from our attorneys: This is not a real quote

Obama Schedule || Friday, November 9, 2012

November 8, 2012, 8:37 pm 20 Comments

10:00 am || Receives the Presidential Daily Briefing 10:30 am || Meets with Secretary of State Clinton 1:05 pm || Delivers a statement about the deficit; East Room All times Eastern Live stream of Carney briefing at 2:00 pm

Koffler Gets it Badly Wrong

November 8, 2012, 5:18 pm 66 Comments

On Monday, I predicted that Gov. Mitt Romney would get 321 electoral votes and President Obama would receive 217. As you are probably aware, I was exactly correct. Not. Actually I got it about backwards. Obama beat Romney by 332-206, nearly sweeping the swing states I said Romney would mostly win. I think I understand why I was so badly mistaken. But I’m not going

Top Ten Things Obama Will Do Now That He Doesn’t Need Voters

November 8, 2012, 12:19 pm 76 Comments

Many conservatives are concerned that, since he never has to face the electorate again, President Obama will begin to accumulate more power for himself and rule in an arbitrary manner. White House Dossier has confirmed this and has obtained a secret list of ten actions Obama is planning on taking during the next sixty days that could be construed as abuses of presidential power. We

The Obama 2012 Campaign: The Greatest, Ever

November 8, 2012, 10:25 am 84 Comments

President Obama’s campaign organization is the greatest political machine in modern history. How it was possible to take a moribund economy, high unemployment, and no detectable foreign policy and turn it into a sweeping electoral victory over a credible opponent is one of the great political stories of our time. Plouffe, Messina, Axelrod. Political geniuses who wiped away forever the Clinton campaign axiom, “It’s the

Quote of the Day || November 8, 2012

November 8, 2012, 7:41 am 21 Comments

“Well, sir, we can’t continue to blame the previous administration, because that would be you.” – senior White House adviser David Plouffe A note from our attorneys: This is not a real quote

The Obama Morning News || November 8, 2012

November 8, 2012, 7:12 am 5 Comments

Donors cast blame at Romney’s campaign . . . Washington Post Demographic shifts raise concerns for GOP . . . New York Times How Obama came back after the first debate . . . New York Times Boehner: GOP open to new taxes . . . Washington Post Strong showing by Latinos aided Obama . . . Washington Post Obama Cabinet shuffle to begin . . . Politico