In the history of mankind, many republics have risen, have flourished for a less or greater time, and then have fallen because their citizens lost the power of governing themselves and thereby of governing their state. TR


Top Ten Reasons Obama Won’t Meet with Netanyahu

White House Dossier has obtained a list, written in President Obama’s own hand, describing the real reasons he refuses to meet with Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu during Netanyahu’s trip this week the the United States.

While we cannot reveal how we obtained this list, we do want to express our appreciation to the General Services Administration’s nighttime West Wing cleaning crew for the work that they do.

We present here what we believe to be the ten most important of Obama’s reasons for not seeing the Israeli leader.

Netanyahu, Obama writes . . .

1. Never laughs at my joke about defending Israel with “Bibi guns.”

2. Keeps trying to sneak a bust of David Ben-Gurion into the Oval Office.

3. Looks over at my pieces every time we play Stratego.

4. Insists on performing the Brazilian Booty Dance in the Roosevelt Room.

5. Claims Judaism doesn’t accept me as the Messaih.

6. Refuses to campaign with me in Miami Beach.

7. Doesn’t agree that I’m “eye candy.”

8. Thinks the fact that I haven’t kept any of my campaign promises calls into question whether I’ll actually bomb Iran like I said I would.

9. Likes to ridicule my red lines.

10. Doesn’t seem to understand why an oil-exporting country would need a nuclear fuel program.


Any other reasons you’ve heard of?

39 thoughts on “Top Ten Reasons Obama Won’t Meet with Netanyahu”

  1. Here is one. “He is a capable leader, refined player in the political arena, and has a “large pair” – which makes me nervous and ill at ease….”

  2. 11. If he has a face-to-face with PMNetanyahu, he won’t be the smartest man in the room anymore.
    12. PMNetanyahu thinks his time as an Israeli soldier was more dangerous than being a community organizer in Chicago.

    1. # 13 I (odumbo) complained to my great comrade mr. putin..( he’s the only one who understands me) & mr putin instructed me to ignore BB and wait until the after the election for further instructions.

  3. There are really only two reasons:

    (1) Obummer wanted to prevent any opportunity for Romney to look presidential by meeting with Netanyahu. From Ed Klein’s article:

    With less than two months remaining in the presidential campaign, Obama was in no mood to be lectured in public by Netanyahu about America’s ineffectual approach to stopping Iran from acquiring a nuclear weapon. But according to my sources in Jerusalem and Washington, the real reason Obama gave Netanyahu the brush off, was political, not diplomatic.

    David Axelrod and his Chicago campaign team reckoned that if Obama agreed to meet with Netanyahu, the Israeli prime minister would feel obliged to appear even-handed in the American presidential race and meet with Obama’s Republican challenger, Mitt Romney. The last thing the Axelrod gang wanted to see were side-by-side front-page photos of Bibi’s chilly reception at the White House contrasted with his warm embrace by Romney. Netanyahu and Romney have a close relationship that dates back to their work together at the Boston Consulting Group in the mid-1970s. That friendship has been cemented by Romney’s trips to Israel, where he has dined with Netanyahu and his wife, and by the friends they have in common both in Israel and the United States.

    The Obama campaign operation is convinced that Netanyahu is grossly interfering in the American presidential election. Netanyahu, according to their theory, wants Romney to win the election because he shares Netanyahu’s hawkish views on Iran. What’s more, the Israeli prime minister’s constant complaints about America’s approach to Iran are viewed by Axelrod & Co. as an effort to portray Obama as a weak leader.

    (2) As John Sununu has said, Obummer is lazy and detached. I’ll add: incompetent, clueless, weak, spineless, mean, nasty, vindictive, and…..evil.

      1. Thanks so much for that link, Susan. I missed Special Report tonight, but my husband saw it and told me about that timeline. I was going to look for it online tonight or tomorrow. We were just discussing how this Benghazi cover-up is SO much worse than Watergate, but of course the lame stream media isn’t interested. I was just checking out Mark Knoller’s tweets from today, and he usually tweets what the lead story was on the network evening news. Tonight, he tweeted:

        “Leading the network newscasts: CBS: Romney, Medicare and Seniors; ABC: TSA theft allegations; NBC: US intelligence clarifies on Benghazi.”

        CBS and ABC, really? Those are the two biggest stories of the day??

        Thanks again, Susan….I’m off to watch the Special Report clip at Right Scoop.

    1. he IS still trying lol, you jest missed the picts they released of him on the phone with Bibi, Im sure after one of them new fangled intelligence brief thingies…
      Hes is still pissed from when.n Bibi slammed him over the Pals a couple years ago on National television.. Best smack down ever.. Thats how Romney needs to lay..Tell Obama well in reality this is how business works, not your liberal fantasy o a wet dream in a solar powered bio fuel Chevy Volt

  4. When is Romney going to call a presser and demand a Congressional investigation from Obama on down. Obama lied, 5 men died. We already know Obama doesn’t attend intel briefings – what is it going to take to have him removed from office? This is outright dereliction of duty – grounds for impeachment. Where are you, Mitt?

  5. Interesting tweet from Mark Knoller, CBS earlier today. It appears today’s official schedule left off some info just like two weeks ago, on Friday 9/14, when BHO went to Joint Base Andrews for the arrival of caskets from Benghazi. Remember that day omitted from the schedule the fact that he went to DNC headquarters for campaign strategy meetings that afternoon (as reported by Mark Knoller).

    Today’s schedule:

    Obama Schedule || Friday, September 28, 2012

    9:45 am || Receives the Presidential Daily Briefing
    10:15 am || Meets with senior advisers

    4:20 pm || Delivers remarks at a fundraiser; Capital Hilton, Washington
    6:05 pm || Delivers remarks at a fundraiser; private residence, Washington
    8:25 pm || Delivers remarks at a fundraiser; Capital Hilton, Washington

    Now we know what he did with all that free time this afternoon, thanks to Knoller’s tweet:

    Pres. Obama now at Democratic National Committee headquarters for another Friday afternoon round of campaign strategy talks.
    (1:33 PM)

    1. It’s obvious that Obama prefers being ‘Candidate Obama’ rather than POTUS! While he was MIA today, there was another Friday afternoon dump. It seems that Intelligence Director, Jack Clapper, is taking the fall for Benghazi. You all remember Clapper and the infamous Diane Sawyer interview 2 years ago. Clapper was unaware that terror arrests had been made in the UK that very morning. He also said during a Congressional hearing that the MB was a secular group that ‘eschewed’ violence! We have a case of the blind leading the blind at the WH. Heads should roll, including Obama’s! This is only the tip of the iceberg – we have his domestic disasters looming on the horizon, including Obamacare and $$$Trillions of debt!


  6. Keith, I’m beginning to wonder if the photo the white house released of obama on the phone with Netanyahu is real. If he truly was on the phone with the Prime Minister wouldn’t his feet be up on the resolute desk?

  7. Keith,
    Forgive me for not praising you in previous postings. These are wonderfully informative and hilarious. I hope we can celebrate 110712. If the election goes the way as I sincerely believe misdirected polls indicate, 110812 is the key to an irreversible computer program which destroys all of Hollywood, including Betty White, Samuel L. Jackson, etc. California will fall into the ocean allowing Mexico to replace it as a state. Henry Reid makes an even bigger real estate killing than the deals which make the money grubbing MORMON a millionaire and Arizona is returned to retired Republicans by the government of Mexico as a favor for statehood for Mexico.
    Barack Obama succumbs following an enema to recover contributions from fawning sycophants, muslims, anti-Americans, George Soros, etc!

  8. Hillarious!! Esp. #1, 7, 9, and 10

    #11 – Couldn’t agree with on the marquis being “Barack & Bibi” instead of “Bibi & Barack”
    #12 – Won’t eat the organic Pork Rinds from Michelle’s garden
    #13 – Says the greatest basketball player is Ernie Grunfeld
    #14 – won’t star in a Virginia Slims commercial with me.
    #15 – refuses to give $3 to get on the raffle unless Barbara Streisand will be there too.

  9. When I originally commented I clicked the “Notify me when new comments are added” checkbox and now each time a comment is added I get three e-mails with the same comment.
    Is there any way you can remove me from that service?

    Many thanks!
    get facebook likes

  10. Hello there! Quick question that’s totally off topic.
    Do you know how to make your site mobile friendly?
    My blog looks weird when browsing from my iphone 4.

    I’m trying to find a theme or plugin that might be able to fix this problem.
    If you have any recommendations, please share. Thank you!

  11. Target Characteristics: These are characteristics that refer
    to the individual that receives and processes a message.
    This implies that a web site cannot have an article on
    Wikipedia mainly because it’s the largest of its kind.
    Keep your eyes and ears open for almost any new site polices
    regarding this issue.

  12. I believe what you published was very reasonable.
    But, consider this, suppose you composed a catchier post title?
    I ain’t saying your content is not solid., however suppose you added something that makes people want more?

    I mean Top Ten Reasons Obama Won

Comments are closed.