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If Pelosi Had a Hammer . . . Nothing Would Happen

Nancy Pelosi got a lot of grief for this. I don’t know, I thought it was kind of cute.

Why do people expect her to be able to drive a nail? Call me sexist, please.

30 Responses to If Pelosi Had a Hammer . . . Nothing Would Happen

  1. The MSM can find the strangest things to concoct a ‘news’ story from.
    The DC crowd can make a ceremony out of putting together pieces of wood, how pathetic.
    On the scale of importance, this doesn’t even register.

  2. The problem is that someone put a hammer in the hands of this woman. Those of us on the conservative side of things know how to wield a hammer and do all sorts of things that women like Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer and Debbie Blabbermouth Schultz would never try to accomplish.

    And no, you aren’t sexist, Keith ~ simply a realist about this woman being able to do much of anything.

  3. Her behavior is SYMBOLIC.

    The Presidential Inaugural Platform will not be supporting her candidates. She knows that. So she can’t bring herself to work on it.

    Also symbolic – with one stroke, Boehner accomplishes what Nancy, after many many strokes, could not.

  4. If she can’t hammer in a nail, than I never want her to talk about how Romney can’t relate to real people. Most people I know can pound a nail. heck, I’ve even done it with a shoe when I didn’t have a hammer. What do you want to bet that Ann Romney would be able to do it.

  5. No wonder Nancy couldn’t “nail it”. She must have taken the hammer to her head first. ; )

    Nancy Pelosi told reporters Friday that she has a 60 percent chance of retaking the speaker’s gavel from John Boehner come January due to Republican plans to restructure Medicare for those 55 and younger.
    “The momentum is coming our way,” Politico quoted Pelosi as saying.
    Yet Pelosi’s rhetoric fails to square with polling data suggestingDemocrats may pick up four seats and fall far short of the 25 seats Democrats need to reclaim the majority.

    • “The momentum is coming our way,” – Nasty Pelosi

      Nancy’s just confused about physics when she says that. It’s not MOMENTUM coming your way, Nan-Nan, it’s GRAVITY! A look in the nearest mirror will confirm that, despite the best efforts of your long-suffering plastic surgeon!

      You may want to see if you can renegotiate that deal you made with the Devil for your “power”, sweetie. I think he may have taken your looks in exchange. Maybe to make the outside match the inside?

    • No, Democrat women actually ARE helpless, in Obama’s eyes, anyway.

      Just ask “Julia”!

      So the “helpless” part is possible.

      Cute? That’s kind of a personal thing, everybody likes something different, but to most people, I’d say – in her words – “Are You Kidding?”. That would be DSM IV delusional for her to actually think that possiblity exists, as far as I’m concerned. But hey, to each his own!

      Even if she was actually PHYSICALLY attractive, that shriveled, shrieking, bat-like thing that lives in the space her soul would be if she hadn’t already sold it to the Devil would make her completely repellant anyway. The second she opened her mouth, it would be all over, regardless of how skilled a plastic surgeon reworked whatever original flesh is left to that mound of evil.

  6. After watching my wife build a flower box (including cutting wood with a saw, hammering nails into the thing and painting it), maybe Pelosi needs to come here for some instruction from another woman concerning nails and hammer.

  7. What I found funny (odd) is how Dirty Harry was in Boehner’s ear…I’d love to know what Dirty Harry was yacking. “You beat me hammering that nail, but I’m not going to let any of your bills come to a vote in my chamber.”

  8. As I’ve pointed out on a number of sites, NONE of them knew how to drive a nail. You swing the hammer with thumb and first finger only, holding the far end of the hammer. If you need more than 3 wacks, you’re a p****. I’m not even a carpenter, just a guy who has to hammer a nail once in awhile.