The Obama campaign and its allies have accused Mitt Romney of outsourcing jobs, cheating on his taxes, helping kill a woman, and so forth. Even independent news outlets have judged much of this to be ridiculous.
But it’s only the beginning. The slanders against Romney are about to get darker, as the Obama camp starts resorting to telling the truth about the presumptive Republican nominee. And the truth will really hurt.
Here, according to sources within the Obama campaign who have been given World Series tickets to make them talk, are the top ten planned Obama attacks. Romney, these attacks will say . . .
1. Once killed a lobster at a Boston clam bake.
2. Kicks his horse in each of its sides to make it go faster.
3. Is privately engaged in a heterosexual relationship with his wife.
4. Doesn’t have a single Native American ancestor.
5. Went to business school.
6. Believes America is better than other countries.
7. Sexistly holds the door for women and uses demeaning language like “ladies first.”
8. Had five sons without bothering to have a single daughter.
9. Regularly deducts mortgage payments and charitable contributions from his taxes.
10. Has the nerve to think he’d be a better president than Barack Obama.
“The outrage of it all,” said one Obama insider. “What’s worse, it’s all true. Game, set and match – Obama.”
21 thoughts on “Top Ten New Anti-Romney Attacks Planned by Obama”
– actually believes he entered business to be REALLY successful -kept his school report cards -believes facts are more important than distortions and second hand rumors -carries his teleprompter in his head -knows that 104 days of golf (three months of lost workdays) is too much for a POTUS in three years and five days of going to Church is not enough -is not going to name his dog Mister (MR) when BO departs the White House –will remove the “King” sign on Obama`s restroom
Says he’s an expert on the Winter Olympics but he’s never curled or luged.
Raised by a Mexican
Thinks its ridiculous to suggest Puerto Rico should be one of the 50 states.
When he Jetskis he makes his wife drive. How dare he!
He once ate a potato.
He is a human being.
He is a toobaphone.
The OBAMAMAMANANCIACS are SUCH MORONIC ManiACS! HEHEHE
HAHAHAHA HEHEHEHEHE
The curling is really going to hurt Romney’s chances. I mean what kind of man can’t sweep a broom at a large object on the ice?! Certainly not
qualified to get that 3am call that’s for sure!
After Harry Reid said someone told him there’s a Mitt Romney sex tape, Nancy Pelosi defended the accusation as factual but says she “probably” won’t watch the video. http://www.thedailyrash.com/nancy-pelosi-says-she-probably-wont-watch-romney-sex-tape
I was almost wary of reading what new horrors can be pinned on MrR. whew!
He has never admitted to smoking marijuana or snorting coke.
He bought his wife two Caddilacs and paid for them in cash.
He left his wife alone when he went to work, leaving her to manage the children and household by herself all day.
Sadly as a woman it pains me to say that Mrs Romney will hurt his chances. Really a wife who loves her husband and cares more for her sons and less about spending as much time as possible sending money
on clothes, vacations and making despairing rembarks about the flag
and our country I mean is that what we want for a First Lady?
Interesting NYT article about Obama being consumed by his news coverage. Nixonian is right, creepy.
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/08/us/politics/obama-is-an-avid-reader-and-critic-of-news-media-coverage.html?_r=2
Thanks for sharing this piece.
Guys (and occasional gal), I think you are missing the point. Everything Obama’s campaign has said about Romney thus far is true to the tee (and not tea as in tea party, bunch of rhinos they are). He is an egalitarian technocrat hellbent and giving his “cronies” tax cuts while piling the middle class high with “fees,” otherwise known as poor people voter id poll taxes. Obama is an American born patriot, raised in Hawaii, who attended high school in Maryland, university at Harvard, and law school at the University of Chicago. He served in the military for four years, before receiving a purple heart for saving the lives of his crew mates. “Romney Hood” is a tax dodging egotistical, soulless millionaire. Obama is not a millionaire. You “Fox News” dumbos better learn some facts. Pick up a book, besides the Bible, and READ IT. MORONS.
Obama served in the military? Hahahahaha, Purple Heart? That is an insult to real veterans and current military who have been injured.
Obama is an American born patriot, raised in Hawaii, who attended high school in Maryland, university at Harvard, and law school at the University of Chicago. He served in the military for four years, before receiving a purple heart for saving the lives of his crew mates.
I want some of whatever you’re smokin!
Well this ‘occasional gal’ s going to have to throw the hooey card on that! He can’t get Commander-in-Chief or ‘corpesman’ right oy. I’d also
like whatever you’re smokin..for medicinal reasons only.
…”Libitron D.”,
Please stay on those pro-Obama websites spewing that ignorant propaganda.
Seriously, Libitron, you drank way too much koolaid.
First of all, Obama went to high school in Hawaii, Columbia University and Harvard Law. Affirmative Action got him into the last two on that list. He never served in the military and certainly never saved anyone. And, FYI. you don’t get the Purple Heart for saving anyone, you get it for getting wounded. And as for “fees” and such, look at the new Obama regs for business, lots of new fees and forms to fill out. Each form takes time, which costs the business owner money. So take your ridiculous story and stuff it where the sun doesn’t shine. That is where it belongs since that is where it came from.
He served in the military for four years, before receiving a purple heart for saving the lives of his crew mates.
Is this being said somewhere? Is it the “jump the shark” part of your lying post — or is this the part that proves that you were being sarcastic all along???
With the ad about Romney killing that guy’s wife now backfiring on Obama, you never know what this fool president of our’s will do
Romney ad retort:
“I’ll show you my Tax Records when Obama shows his ‘college records’…”
Obama is an American catastrophe. The OUST OBAMA COALITION wants to make sure that in November we have someone who will lead us, not subvert everything that made this nation great. Google us, visit the website and join. All we ask is a little bit of your time. God bless.
He can’t be a racist as he thinks he can out run a black man.
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