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Quote of the Day || December 19, 2011

“I decree that all North Koreans will use paper napkins during lunch and linen napkins with dinner.”

– Kim Jong Un

A note from our attorneys: This is not a real quote

8 Responses to Quote of the Day || December 19, 2011

  1. Whether he uses linen or paper, sonny boy doesn’t look like he has missed many meals. This hasn’t been a very good year for tin pot dictators.

  2. Did Mr.O get the phone call at 3 am?
    This puts a whole new wrinkle in Mr O’s foreign policy protocol. As the older leader, does he wait until Kim Jong Un bows first or do they bow in tandem?