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Michelle Added to Obama Dinner Raffle

The raffle dinner winner gets to dine with Michelle too.

At least we know now it will be at a nice place . . .

From a campaign email signed by “Barack.”

If you win a seat at the next dinner with three other supporters and me, you’ll get to bring a guest.

I thought I’d bring one, too — so I invited Michelle.

She’s in.

Donate $3 or whatever you can to be automatically entered to sit down for a meal with Michelle and me.

Michelle and I don’t get to spend as much time as we’d like with the people who are building the 2012 campaign.

172 Responses to Michelle Added to Obama Dinner Raffle

  1. Why not publish a catalog Michelle? Start selling anything that you have touched. In your mind, you are royal and special. So I’m sure your leftist base would even purchase a used hanky that you touched.

    You have a good start at commericalizing the role of First Lady. You were off to a fast start. Why not just complete it with your own catalog? You could even sell some of those bracelets you were wearing a year ago or the huge belts. The possibilities are endless.

  2. I sense some desperation here. Why would anyone want to pay to either watch Michelle ear or listen to Barack talk? Unfortunately, we are annoyed by both every day. I would pay to pack them up for Chicago!

  3. I’d almost buy a couple of tickets to the thing for the chance to sit down, have a meal and tell Dear Leader just what I think of what he’s done and how badly it has screwed me, my family and our nation at large.

  4. I wonder what they will eat on the day that the U.S is burned to the ground? I bet it will be some extra fancy affair with lots of ripple and menthol cigs. I can see Michelle dancing around as she relishes the victory. I bet there will be a violinist playing. It is time to disband the United States of America and go to the Independent States of America.

  5. Well, at least now they realize that it’s the “little” people who not only pay taxes, but who put him in office. This sure beats Michelle’s $10,000 photo op-limit 6 only-of your family with a signed picture of her she did last month in Chicago.

    • I would be willing to pay to be able punch both their noses. I think a little blood dripping on Moochshell’s dress would improve its appearance.

  6. Time to start a Homeless Fundraiser to give $3 to as many homeless as possible. Only then can BO and MO get some idea as to what REAL people are living like with his Hope and Change gift.

  7. (coming to your late night cable TV ads soon)
    “Have a birthday coming up? Confirmation? Anniversary? Why not have the PRESIDENT come and speak to your group? For $14.95, you’ll get an hour of his brilliant insight on world events. And, if you book an event within the next 3 hours, you’ll qualify for the “Moo, Bo and O package” for only $19.95 TOTAL! Yes, thats right, you’ll have the PRESIDENT, his lovely wife, Michelle and Bo the family dog with you during your important event! Call 1-800-OBA-MA12 now!!!!

  8. Three bucks for dinner with “Michelle and me”? [sic]. Guess the correct grammar wasn’t on ol’ Barry’s teleprompter, eh?

    All I can say is: You get what you pay for.

    If I pay them six bucks will they just GO AWAY?

  9. I just lost my appetite! That last thing on earth I would want to do is have dinner with these two phony, illegitimate, narcissistic, communist turds.

  10. Good grief, she’s eating AGAIN?

    If the winner could actually put her to work instead of watch her eat, it may be worthwhile. With Hsu currently suspended, the Lions could use her.

  11. I tell you what Obama….I will allow you to have dinner with me on two conditions – 1. promise, swear and vow that you will not seek another term and 2. tell that wife of yours to find something else to do during dinner. I know, you could have her start packing in anticipation of 2012.

  12. Desperation so scared of getting dumped off the gravy train they so enjoy.
    He does no work neither does she so it’s just an entitlement program for them
    one they want for 4 more years. It’s demeans the office but he does that everyday.

  13. It is illegal to ask for a fee to play a game of chance to win a prize. This is called a lottery. This is flat out against the law. You cannot just sell lottery tickets to raise money in your own private game of chance and this is exactly what is happening here.

  14. As much as I detest the job he is doing, you guys did a great job of reminding me why Im an independent. Blaming the opposing side and name calling just as much as the Dems do. Now get back to your hypocritical unimaginative name calling that you heard on Rush. Its the same circle jerk no matter who is in office. Ignorance.

    • Social Security Cards up until the 1980s expressly stated the number and card were not to be used for identification purposes Since nearly everyone in the United States now has a number, it became convenient to use it anyway and the message, NOT FOR IDENTIFICATION, was removed.

      Franklin Roosevelt, a Democrat, introduced the Social Security (FICA) Program. He promised:

      1.) That participation in the Program would be completely voluntary,
      No longer Voluntary.

      2.) That the participants would only have to pay 1% of the first $1,400 of their annual incomes into the Program,
      Now 7.65% on the first $90,000.

      3.) That the money the participants elected to put into the Program would be deductible from their income for tax purposes each year,
      No longer tax deductible.

      4.) That the money the participants put into the independent ‘Trust Fund’ rather than into the general operating fund, and therefore,would only be used to fund the Social Security Retirement Program, and no other Government program, and, under Johnson the money was moved to The General Fund and Spent.

      5.) That the annuity payments to the retirees would never be taxed as income.
      Under Clinton & Gore up to 85% of your Social Security can be taxed.

      Since many of us have paid into FICA for years and are now receiving a Social Security check every month —
      and then finding that we are getting taxed on 85% of the money we paid to the Federal government to ‘put away’ — you may be interested in the following:

      Q: Which Political Party took Social Security from the independent ‘Trust Fund’ and put it into the general fund so that Congress could spend it?
      A: It was Lyndon Johnson and the democratically controlled House and Senate.

      Q: Which Political Party eliminated the income tax deduction for Social Security (FICA) withholding?
      A: The Democrat Party.

      Q: Which Political Party started taxing Social Security annuities?
      A: The Democratic Party, with Al Gore casting the ‘tie-breaking’ deciding vote as President of the Senate, while he was Vice President of the US .

      Q: Which Political Party decided to start giving annuity payments to immigrants?
      A: That’s right! Jimmy Carter and the Democrat Party.

      Immigrants moved into this country, and at age 65, began to receive Social Security payments! The Democratic Party gave these payments to them, even though they never paid a dime into it!

      Then, after violating the original contract (FICA), the Democrats turn around and tell you that the Republicans want to take your Social Security away!

      And the worst part about it is uninformed citizens believe it!

      If enough people receive this, maybe a seed of awareness will be planted and maybe changes will evolve.
      Excellent work here, just one minor error. The taxable limit for wages is now $106,800. Even adjusted for inflation, that’s a 500% increase..

      “Accuse others of what you do” – Vladamir Lenin

      In the history of our federal government:
      * 5 Representatives have been expelled. All 5 were Democrats.
      * 14 Senators have been expelled. All 14 were Democrats.
      * 21 Representatives censured. 16 Democrats, 5 Republicans.
      * 7 Senators have been censured. 4 were Democrats, 3 were Republican.
      * 2 Presidents have been impeached. Both were Democrats.

      Other Notable Democrat Debacles:

      1977: Jimmy Carter (D) signs the Community Reinvestment Act (CRA), guaranteeing homes loans to low-income families.

      1999: Bill Clinton (D) puts the CRA on steroids by pushing Fannie Mae & Freddie Mac (F&F) to increase the number of sub-prime loans (owning a home is now a ‘right’.).

      1999 (September): New York Times publishes an article, ‘Fannie Mae Eases Credit To Aid Mortgage Lending’, which warned of the coming crisis due to lax lending policies of the Clinton (D) administration.

      2003: White House calls Fannie and Freddie a “systemic risk”. The Bush (R) administration pushes Congress to enact new regulations.

      2003: Barney Frank (D) says F & F are “not in a crisis” and bashes Republicans for crying wolf and calls F & F “Financially Sound”. Democrats block Republican sponsored regulation legislation.

      2005: Fed Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan voices warning over F&F accounting “We are placing the total financial system of the future at a substantial risk”

      2005: Sen Charles Schumer (D) says “I think F & F over the years have done an incredibly good job and are an intrinsic part of making America the best-housed people in the world.”.

      2006: Sen. John McCain (R) again calls for reform of the regulatory structure that governs F & F.

      2006: Democrats again block reform legislation.

      2008: Housing market collapses: Democrats blame the Republicans. The media and Bored complicit……

  15. Guess Michele is still working on suppressing our appetites – having to sit at a table with her would sure make me too nauseous to eat…

  16. Ever see Mzzz Moochelle eat? She can slop up a full meal in 30 seconds. She eats like each meal is her last meal. What’s the point of going to dinner with these characters if there won’t be enough food for everyone, eh?

  17. I knew he wanted to rid himself of her — and I don’t blame him — but I figured he’d just leave her for Valerie Jarrett (sp?)