November 17, 2011, 11:22 pm - White House Dossier

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November 17, 2011, 11:22 pm 4 Comments

President Obama is in Bali, Indonesia, where in the morning he will announce a commercial deal between Boeing and Lion Air. Later in the morning, Obama will hold bilateral meetings with Prime Minister Singh of India, President Aquino of the Philippines and Prime Minister Najib of Malaysia, according to the White House. In the afternoon, Obama will participate in a US-ASEAN meeting. In the evening,

Obama Declares Virginia a Disaster Area

November 17, 2011, 8:09 pm 37 Comments

I’m living in a disaster area!! I read this and I thought they meant the bagels. I’m from New York originally – thought it’s been decades – and you can’t get good bagels down here. What does it take to make a bagel? Apparently President Obama meant something else. From the White House The President today declared a major disaster exists in the Commonwealth of

Obama Takes Bowing a Step Further

November 17, 2011, 5:39 pm 18 Comments

Well, Benetton, which make overpriced clothing and reportedly isn’t doing that great in the down economy, has produced photos of world leaders kissing each other as part of its new I’M NOT GOING TO BE IGNORED advertising campaign. Well, that’s not the official name of the campaign. The being WHITE HOUSE Dossier, I provide you the photos of Obama, here seen kissing Hu Jintao and

Man Charged with Trying to Assassinate Obama

November 17, 2011, 3:21 pm 27 Comments

The man who was arrested on suspicion of firing shots at the White House has now formally been charged with trying to kill the president. From the Associated Press: Oscar Ramiro Ortega-Hernandez, of Idaho Falls, Idaho, made his first court appearance before a federal magistrate in Pittsburgh on Thursday, one day after he was arrested at a western Pennsylvania hotel. He will be taken back

UN Wags Finger at Iran, Says “Bad”

November 17, 2011, 1:23 pm 20 Comments

I just wanted to update you on what I think is probably the most critical issue facing the Republic: The Mullahbomb. I am firmly of the belief that if Social Security indeed is not there for most of us when we retire, it will not be because of the retirement age. It will be because the Iranians have destroyed our country. There is no allowing

Obama To Aussie Students: Our Kids are Behind

November 17, 2011, 9:28 am 844 Comments

There’s an unwritten rule in politics that politicians must not criticize the president when they are overseas. How about adding America’s school kids to the list of untouchables? Speaking at a high school in Australia, President Obama told a group of Aussie students that their counterparts in his country had “fallen behind” when it comes to math and science, saying he wants to reform the

Quote of the Day

November 17, 2011, 7:49 am 6 Comments

“Yes, I said it, Americans are lazy. Now watch this drive.” – Barack Obama A note from our attorneys: This is not a real quote