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Quote of the Day || November 10, 2011

“I think you all know my wife . . . um . . . uh . . . Anita.”

– Rick Perry

A note from our attorneys: This is not a real quote

4 Responses to Quote of the Day || November 10, 2011

  1. “As the governor of…um..ah…a big state…I’ve created…um..uh…2 million banana splits and firmly believe that…uh…um…probes by illegal aliens sneaking across the river into my state have crowned me King of Zordumb.”

  2. I remember one time when I had a real job, my secy came in and told me I was to meet with someone and I said, “Oh, I didn’t know…” and she said, “Uh, uh, it was on …the black thing with the days…” She meant the calendar. Everyone gets brain freeze sometimes–not really defending him, I don’t care, but it’s embarrassing when it happens.