As of now, I am in control here, in the White House

Quote of the Day || November 3, 2011

“Okay Mitt. I’ve kept Chris Christie, Paul Ryan, Mitch Daniels, Jeb Bush, and Haley Barbour out of the race for you. And I’ve got this sexual harassment stuff going with Cain, and I put Rick Perry to sleep at the debates. But you’ll have to do the rest on your own. And remember, you owe me.”

– Satan

A note from our attorneys: This is not a real quote

12 Responses to Quote of the Day || November 3, 2011

  1. I realize that Mr Cain have many devoted admirers and I certainly don´t want to offend anyone. I myself thought that he was an interesting candidate in the Republican field although I didn´t know much about him. But now, after the charges, my antennas are up. I sense that this man may not be what he appears to be. Today I read an interesting article on American Thinker (Charges against Cain cannot be ignored ) by Dean Stephens. If the facts are correct it paints a picture of a shallow man with not too impressive competence.

  2. Yesterday:


    Well, I believe the phrase from the Bible* is, “The Lord helps those who help themselves.” And I think the point the President is making is that we should — we have it within our capacity to do the things to help the American people.

    (This is a REAL quote resplendent in all it’s ironic contradiction.)

  3. Satan wouldn’t be helping out any of these people. He’s in the opposition camp, along with all the Obamabots. Don’t forget Alinsky dedicated “Rules for Radicals”, Obama’s bible, to Satan.