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Quote of the Day

“My new executive order prevents banks from abusing customers by charging interest.”

– Barack Obama

A note from our attorneys: This is not a real quote

2 Responses to Quote of the Day

  1. Don’t be too hard on the little tyrant. He’s just instituting sharia-compliant investments. We’re too stupid to take care of our own finances so how fortunate for us to have a financial genius like him to manage them for us. Who needs that whole separation of powers stuff those old white men cooked up, when we have such a brilliant totalitarian overlord in charge.