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Quote of the Day || September 13, 2011

“We’re reaching out to Obama but he’s trying to break our arm.”

– House Majority Leader Eric Cantor

A note from our attorneys: This is not a real quote

2 Responses to Quote of the Day || September 13, 2011

  1. Good one Keith! He’s been taking lessons from Hoffa and Trumka on how to handle the Republicans. He’s going to make them an offer they can’t refuse…or else.

  2. “Because of the resounding success in the response to the President calling for a “NATIONAL DAY OF COMMUNITY SERVICE” to commemorate the deaths of 3000 innocent Americans, he has decided that Thanksgiving will now be a mandatory, “INVITE A UNION MEMBER AND HIS FAMILY OVER FOR THANKSGIVING DAY”. And give him the remote.”

    -Jay Carney

    (it’s not real either but certainly plausible)