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Quote of the Day || August 15, 2011

“Why have we stopped? What? Of course I can’t change a bus tire.”

– Barack Obama

A note from our attorneys: This is not a real quote.

6 Responses to Quote of the Day || August 15, 2011

  1. Unless HRH Oblamebush’s bus runs on hot air, then his majesty is contributeing to global warming. Most buses run on diesel or LPG.

    • They were going to take the little yellow bus, but someone pointed out that it wouldn’t look, you know, presidential.
      The “green” bus (battery operated), needed so much power they had to rent an 18-wheeler to carry the batteries while the two were connected by a 25ft extension cord. Didn’t look good, either.
      So, they went with the traditional $1.5 million bus.

      MrsO was scheduled to go on this trip but cancelled when she found out she would have to do the cooking and cleaning on the bus.
      She is reported to have said that she’s “not going to play Lucy to Barrack’s Desi”.

  2. Im surprised he can operate a ball point pen.. this is a man who has never mowed a lawn.. probably needs to be retrained to operate a gas pump..
    he is clearly the great impostor of our times… the man with low grades,low intelligence, little work ethic, a sluggard who thinks he deserves to be king
    when in reality deserves the paper crown they hand out at Burger King at best.