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Quote of the Day

“Tell Obama I appreciate the troop withdrawal schedule. Could you just have him give us a few more details and put it together into an Excel file? Thanks.”

– Mullah Omar

A note from our attorneys: This is not a real quote.

2 Responses to Quote of the Day

  1. Sounds like a real quote to me, although Excel is probably too low tech for the brainiacs who run the WH media empire. I’m waiting for them to set up a Twitter and Facebook account to publish troop movements as they become available.

  2. There was an old SNL skit back during Desert Storm where a general was giving a press briefing and kept getting asked inappropriate questions about plans. At one point, one of the “reporters” was called on and said, “I am with the Baghdad Times. Where are your troops and can I go there and count them?”