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Today’s Quote

“I was just so happy that the pictures of the Congressman’s weiner showed up and blew the photos of my housekeeper with the big boobies off the news.”

-Arnold Schwarzenegger

A note from our attorneys: This is not a real quote.

6 Responses to Today’s Quote

  1. I’m almost praying that some deranged Congresswoman or female Senator would sext a photo of her bare bosoms so that we don’t have to image Weiner’s junk anymore.