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Quote of the Day

“How could we have known Bin Laden was there? Those walls were like 18 feet high.”

– Pakistan President Asif Ali Zardari

A note from our attorneys: This is not a real quote.

8 Responses to Quote of the Day

  1. I believe it.
    Several years ago, the Feds placed “Sammy the Bull” Gravatono (the notorious Mafia hit man) in a residential neighborhood not 5 miles from my home in the Phoenix area. When Sammy the Bull was arrested for committing another crime (selling and distributing drugs) and his secret living arrangements were made public, his neighbors claimed they had no idea that the serial mob assassin was in their midst.
    Hiding in plain sight.

  2. LMAO!

    “Hello? Is this the Inter-Services Intelligence? My name is Special Agent Premise…we’re looking for a Muslim male, around 54 years old, wears a white turban-thing of some sort? You seen any guys like that?”