“What do you mean by, ‘the teleprompter will only put up stuff it actually believes?’”
– Barack Obama
A note from our attorneys: This is not a real quote.
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Well, at least the teleprompter is grounded…
Wouldn’t it be great if one of the kids made a birthday wish and the “Liar, Liar” scenario activated? Barack would wake and not be able to lie. With antics and contortions and ensuing hilarity. That’d be great.
(I take that back. He’d no doubt eventually tell us the real status of the World and we’d all be standing in line to jump off the nearest tall structure.)
That’s great. I’m going to save this for the film script I’ll do one day – having a movie suddenly appear on the teleprompter.
Are you SURE that is not a direct quote?
When TOTUS rebels…
I propose a drinking game. Every time he says “Let me be very clear” or “Make no mistake,” we get vodka.
I’m in. Double shot for mention of Pahkeestan.
You’re on. Pls send me a greasy brunch for tomorrow morning.
By the way, my drinking game got five recommends so far on NYT–where people don’t seem amused by this Libya adventure–worm turning over there?