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Obama Schedule || Thursday, January 20, 2011

2:25 pm || Meets with bipartisan group of mayors
7:00 pm || Delivers remarks at the 50th Anniversary of John F. Kennedy’s Inauguration; Kennedy Center

All times Eastern
Briefing by Robert Gibbs as 1:00 pm

2 Responses to Obama Schedule || Thursday, January 20, 2011

  1. 9:00 pm II Return to East Wing after Kennedy Innauguration.
    9:15 pm II Chase small rodent down hallway.
    10:30 pm II Slip into White House Kitchen, find unopened Ben and Jerry’s “Moo Moo Moo Chocolate Chip”. Find spoon. Ask Secret Service Agent to watch out for MOONBAT2 (Secret Service codeword for FLOTUS).
    11:30 pm II Return to White House bedroom.
    12:05 pm II Watch new Oprah Network with FLOTUS while eating organic carrot sticks.