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Obama Declares Today “America Recycles Day”

I include a link to a pdf of the Obama America Recycles Day proclamation in case you want to print it out.

3 Responses to Obama Declares Today “America Recycles Day”

  1. … now that President Irrelevant has taken sides (praising Sitting Bull during the Battle of Little Bighorn), when will he come out and praise Trotsky? Lenin or Marx? They were also “healers” of a different sort as well. They healed nearly 100,000,000 human beings in various ways (mass exection, starvation, gassing, hanging, concentration camps, etc.) Sitting Bull’s indians simply took the survivors of 7th Cavalry and scalped them, then tortured them before dismembering their bodies (it was the white man’s fault anyway).

  2. All right, I’m in. No more shipping the old cell phones to Haiti, or the old Polaroid camera to Finland.
    Notify the “task force” that immediate steps are being taken all over the 57 states to forward the offending electronics to the White House for proper disposal.