As of now, I am in control here, in the White House

Tag Archives: Satire

Video || Dog Crashes Orchestra Performance

Okay, first of all, I’m a sucker for cute videos like this, particularly when animals are involved.

But since this is White House Dossier, let’s take this as a metaphor for Trump crashing the Washington Establishment’s smug party!

Note: No videos were available of a bull in a china shop, so this will have to do.

Video || The American Tradition of Politicians Body-Slamming Journalists

Well, it turns out that guy in Montana who body-slammed a reporter went ahead and got elected to a House seat anyway. Everyone seems surprised, but it doesn’t seem to have occurred to anyone on the Washington mainstream media that body-slamming a reporter, particularly one so dripping with metrosexuality — Oh, you broke my glasses!… Continue Reading