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Ben Carson Seizes Power

Former Republican presidential candidate Dr. Ben Carson seized power this morning, declaring a state of emergency and then going to sleep. Carson and a team of heavily armed neurosurgeons occupied the White House at 0700 hours. President Obama, who was on the White House putting green at the time, was immediately placed under house arrest.… Continue Reading

Twelve Things to Say to Infuriate Your Liberal Christmas Guests

You know who they are. They’re siblings who believed their professors in college. They’re in-laws you can do nothing about. They are “friends” who secretly think you are a mindless, evil philistine. These liberals love to ruin your dinner with sanctimony and moral superiority. Well, on the theory that the best defense is a good… Continue Reading

Top Ten Things Global Warming Caused Besides Terrorism

There’s now consensus: Global warming causes terrorism. Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders declared it so during a Democratic presidential debate. No more proof was needed, of course, but now President Obama has declared it, too. Speaking at an international climate change conference in Paris this week, Obama provided “a glimpse of our children’s fate if the… Continue Reading