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Video || Joe Biden, Creepy Uncle

Joe’s latest weirdness earned him a Letterman top ten appearance.

“There is no circumstance under which a man has a right to touch a woman without her consent other than self-defense. We are changing the attitudes of America about what constitutes appropriate behavior on the part of a man with a woman.”

– Joe Biden, 2000

Biden to Iowa

Oh no. Are we going to start paying for him to campaign too?

From the White House:

On Thursday, February 12th, Vice President Biden will travel to Des Moines, Iowa. While in Des Moines, the Vice President will deliver remarks on the Administration’s economic policies at Drake University. The Vice President will also participate in a roundtable discussion at Des Moines Area Community College’s Ankeny Campus that will focus on the importance of helping more Americans go to college and the critical role that partnerships between community colleges and employers can play in helping Americans obtain the skills they need to succeed in the workforce.

Democrats Risk a Jewish Backlash with Netanyahu Boycott

Vice President Biden and what is now more than a dozen Congressional Democrats are playing with political fire by refusing to attend the scheduled March 3 address by Benjamin Netanyahu to Congress.

Their absence will give Republicans a chance to showcase that which has become undeniably true but which may still be poorly understood by many American Jews: The best friends Israel has in America today are Republicans, not Democrats.

The traditional Jewish backing of Democrats is already eroding. Gallup polling shows a steady decline in Jewish support for Democrats and a corresponding increase in their support for Republicans. In just six years, identification with Democrats among Jews has dropped ten points, to 61 percent.


But the suspicions of some Jews about Republicans, and their susceptibility to caricatures about conservatives being, well, maniacs – and latently anti-semitic – run deep. I can’t prove it, but as an American conservative Jew, I can tell you this is my experience with my co-religionists.

What Jews will see March 3 is a Republican Party united in support of Israel’s leader, and Democrats, including the vice president of the United States, willing to insult him.

What these Democrats – caught up in their own foot stomping over House Speaker Boehner’s maneuver around the White House to bring Netanyahu to Congress – don’t fully understand is the deep emotional tie many Jews, particularly those middle aged and above, have to Israel.

There is a lingering sense of insecurity among Jews stemming from the Holocaust. Older Jews either experienced the Holocaust or know about close relatives who died in it. Those in middle age have heard these stories from family. And the young have at least read about it.

Many Jews, even in the greatest haven they have ever had, the United States of America, feel they can never know for sure that they are safe. The Jews of France and the rest of Europe are finding that out right now, and immigration to Israel from Europe is starting to boom.

This is sense of peril is exactly what Netanyahu will be addressing when he speaks to Congress. He won’t be there to discuss the items on the Seder plate. He will be warning of an existential threat posed by Iranian nuclear weapons to Israel, the country that is the ultimate guarantee for Jews.

It’s not clear at all that this will help Netanyahu in the upcoming Israeli elections. It seems pretty evident that he thinks he must speak about the danger, regardless of politics.

As Netanyahu speaks, American Jews will have to ask themselves if they really trust whatever deal President Obama is trying to work out with the Iranians, given Obama’s passivity toward threats and the lack of credibility his promises in other areas have had. And they will have to ask themselves whether they are okay with Democrats seeming so reluctant to hear Netanyahu out.

I don’t begrudge Democrats objecting to Netanyahu’s appearance. They have a right to their opinion. But to turn their back on an ally whose country is threatened with obliteration is not, shall we say, kosher.

And it may well not be kosher with Jewish voters, who may come to understand what I have experienced constantly: The sincere, abiding and even emotional commitment to Israel on the part of conservatives.

Biden Has Other, Very Important Work To Do

Okay, I get it. Vice President Biden failed to attend the march in Paris because he has very important things to do. A man like Biden cannot possibly have time to get his ass over to Paris on a moment’s notice.

This from the White House today:

Vice President Biden will host the first ever Caribbean Energy Security Summit in Washington, DC on January 26, 2015.  The Vice President looks forward to welcoming Caribbean leaders and representatives of the international community to promote a cleaner and more sustainable energy future in the Caribbean through improved energy governance, greater access to finance, and donor coordination. 

I mean, we’re talking cleaner and sustainable energy in the Caribbean, okay? I don’t know what you think the priorities of the United States government should be, but this is first on my list.

Hopefully, Cuba will be involved too. Because I know the Castros are not just  becoming friendly, they’re becoming environmentally friendly as well. Not to mention getting “access to finance.”

Besides, Biden vacations in Virgin Islands. A dirty Caribbean could ruin the snorkeling.

Biden Calls Sen. Joni Ernst Her Husband’s Name

Okay, well the guy’s name is Gail. I mean, maybe we can forgive Biden this one.


Ernst reacts smoothly, as if this maybe has happened before.

Gail, you may remember, caused some trouble for his wife’s campaign during the summer when it was revealed that on Facebook that he cracked a joke about shooting one’s ex-wife, called a then-DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano a “traitorous skank,” and said Hillary Clinton was “truly more of a hag now than when she was 1st Lady!”

Young Biden: “I’ll Kill Your Son”

Vice President Joe Biden this week bragged that he once threatened to kill a boy who had pushed his sister off her bike. From remarks in New York City speaking to Vital Voices, a women’s charity, at an event “celebrat[ing] men who combat violence against women,” according to the Daily Beast. I remember coming back… Continue Reading

Joe Biden Tries to Fool Me Into Giving Out Personal Information

Look what showed up in my inbox this afternoon. I’m like, what? Me? JOE, THANK YOU! I mean, I’ve been writing all this mean stuff about you and the president, and here you are, so magnanimously, calling me “great.” But the Biden buttering up was just beginning. I double clicked: Since we’re all spending some time… Continue Reading

Reuters: Obama Silences Biden’s Attempt to Negotiate

It appears that Vice President Biden went straying off the reservation during the meeting Friday with bipartisan Congressional leaders, and President Obama jerked him right back on. The story states that House Speaker Boehner offered to try to pass an immigration reform bill next year, and Biden appeared open to the idea. That of course put… Continue Reading

Biden Blows It, Says Orman Will Caucus With Dems

Vice President Biden let his mouth run too long as usual today, revealing that the White House believes Greg Orman, the supposedly “independent” Kansas Senate candidate who actually leans to the left, will caucus with the Democrats. “We have a chance of picking up an independent who will be with us in the state of… Continue Reading