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Chelsea Clinton Wins Award for Giving Grapefruit to the Hungry

Actually, as Tucker Carlson noted in this commentary, the award is for being Chelsea Clinton. I’m not sure what she has done to merit any kind of serious award, and certainly, there should be penalties detracting from her award chits for working in her family’s criminal enterprise, the Clinton Foundation.

Seems Chelsea forced Foundation staffers to pack 25,000 pounds of grapefruit to “fight hunger” in New York.

Now, for me, giving me grapefruit causes hunger because I can’t stand it. But what I really want to know is, do New York’s homeless take their grapefruit with cottage cheese? And do they use cloth napkins or paper?

I know well-heeled New Yorkers on a diet consume lots of grapefruit because it helps keep them thin. Now, why wouldn’t it occur to Ms. Clinton that it would do exactly the same thing for the homeless? I can think of few foods, if any, with more water content than grapefruit. For goodness sake, give them some of the chicken fried steak her father fattened up on before he supposedly went vegan, which I don’t think he did, because he lies all the time.

Hillary Falsely Claims Chelsea Has PhD in Public Health

One of our astute readers points out to me that Hillary Clinton didn’t get it quite right the other day when discussing Chelsea Clinton’s education.

Talking about the Zika virus the other day, Hillary said she had been alerted to the problem nine months ago because her over-educated daughter Chelsea already knew about it way back then, since she has a PhD in public health.

Alas, Chelsea does not have a PhD in public health. Her PhD is in international relations. She has a Masters degree public health, as well as one in international relations.

IMAGINE IF TRUMP DID THIS.

Chelsea’s Speaking Fee: $65,000

That’s quite a family business they got going there. Chelsea Clinton made a brief appearance at the University of Missouri-Kansas City in February 2014 and billed the school $65,000. The money went to the Clinton Foundation. What’s with these universities? How many kids could they have given a scholarship to instead of hearing Chelsea talk… Continue Reading

Chelsea Dodges Questions Like a Clinton

Chelsea Clinton was asked why the Clinton foundation, which she helps run, was taking money from regimes that oppress women, like Saudi Arabia, and other questionable regimes, and, “Were favors done in exchange for funding?” To which Chelsea replied: Blah blah blah blah small holder farmers blah blah blah injectable long-lasting reversible contraceptives blah blah… Continue Reading

Chelsea: I Don’t Fundamentally Care About Money

Because she’s so much better than that. During an interview with Fast Company in April that is now being brought to light, Chelsea Clinton suggested her decision to join her parents’ charitable organization stemmed from a recognition that she just couldn’t sully herself with the mundane aspiration to make a lot of money. From the… Continue Reading

Chelsea Made a $600,000 Salary at NBC

Looks like making outlandish sums of money for little work runs in the family! Trading on her famous name, Chelsea Clinton picked up an obscene $600,000 annual salary at NBC News, where she has worked as a special correspondent, according to Politico. Extra-special, it turns out. She started at NBC in November 2011 working up… Continue Reading

Chelsea Clinton Gets Married

The former first daughter tied the knot yesterday with Mark Mezvinksy, her (very) long time beau – like 15 years or something. You may remember that his mother, Marjorie Margolies-Mezvinksy, lost her seat in Congress in 1994 after voting for President Clinton’s 1993 budget, which included a tax increase. No hard feelings, I suppose. Here… Continue Reading